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healing my inner child: *nilayasan ang pamilya*

She has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

@pretty_sarlin i see sid from ice age

If you use your right brain, you’ll see a kitten; if you use your left brain, you’ll see a baby rabbit. What do you see?

Hi friends, I’m back out of the hospital. I had to do an emergency abdominal surgery. There was a bowel obstruction in my small intestine. They had to decompress my stomach, flush out of intestines and remove and reattach a small part of my small and large intestine. I was in the hospital with an NG tube down my nose into stomach pumping fluid up and out of my body for 10 days without being able to eat or drink. It was absolute hell on earth. But the tube is gone, I am eating and drinking and am back at home. Thanks to the surgical team at Cedars Sinai especially Dr Matthew Bloom and Dr Sydney Caputo (sp?) and shoutout to Nurse Audrey for being a baller. Hallelujah. 🙏🌈 #pumpitup

happy mother’s day, happy mother’s day, happy mother’s day, happy mother’s day, notchu baklang nag fefeeling buntis kasi may tamod sa loob ng pwet YOU CAN CHOKE!

Darkness cannot survive in the presence of light. Now put THAT between 2 buns & eat it

rastagee:

the way my mom could never

happy mother’s day 2 me for raising myself

The range of a gay man in a straight body

????? 😭😭😭

first time ko nga lang pala bumili sa zara??? healing my inner sgvean

me after 1 week BPO training for neutral american english accent

@paq0daq ffs when 😔😔

😘😘

finding out at 26 that the only thing tha matters is to relax and bounce on d!ck .

na para bang pila sa mga government agency

@SaintVulas hindi maaa karat lang usually gusto ng mga yun pag ganon

@karekarace siya ba yung pinost mo dati ma na nag send agad ng d pic sayo sa bumble (?) as far as I remember

pinakilala ako ng boyfriend ko sa buong family niya for the very first time today and it went well 🥹🥹

the way this is a triple entendre

akala ko talaga never ko to maeexperience in this trans life thank u to all the stars for sending me a good man with an amazing family