karnika

saw a man with his hand in his girlfriend’s back pocket today btw love is alive and well unfortunately

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>started an anti-doomscrolling company last quarter (yes, ironic of me) >first event superhit. 200 people showed up. >next event this sunday. kanye sobfest. >listening party for kanye fans. biggest fan takes home a kanye vinyl. >first event free. this event 300 entry fee + 500 cover. >realization: people like to spend on experiences. if you’re in bombay, come for it. khar social this sunday 8pm.

Malcolm Todd u are the love of my life

seeing a 1:44 am missed call at your work desk from a man you forgot existed is actually such a spiritually destabilizing experience

mother is funnier than me I fear

The only person who sent me reels today is my mom bro what is this level of single

@saaquibx I will cry:,)

@karnika08 Bhai 1 or bhai 2 though? 👀

found out my “boss” and my brother have the same birthday and suddenly everything makes sense unfortunately

laughed in my mom’s face when she got emotional leaving me today can’t wait for a lil Menty b later lol

@speakingofarpit Whatever you say babygirl

@karnika08 why are you letting him bully you if he's not even your boss, draw some boundaries

getting cyberbullied by a man who isn’t even technically my boss because i took a 10 minute nap

@catmomtobe Missed my sweet treat also :,)

@karnika08 Missed the lunch today

thought shooting content would be fun meanwhile i just spent 4 hours redoing the same walk naturally

being perceived by people from multiple phases of ur life simultaneously is actually sick and twisted

the secret to life is having a silly little crush you'll never act on

i keep forgetting moving to another city is technically major life news

@Ary_Mulchandani he kinda cleared everyone icl

@karnika08 Man knows how to accessorise & pass the vibe check fr

my dad sent his first fit pic to the family groupchat today everyone be nice

@ajnakyapritam the family lore is getting too difficult to explain

@karnika08 Bro got a new bhai from mkt yesterday for her second mom

@saaquibx They both have like 4 numbers each i’m just trying my best here

@karnika08 "Bhai New", "Mom 2" 🤌🏼

@Kheramahira21 yes the face card and the short temper both inherited

@karnika08 stunning i see where u get it from