Kevin Coward 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🇬🇧

@amuse Why do you travel when you're scared of everything?

UK: We are headed to Europe this summer, but not to London. It’s just too dangerous. The Islamification of Britain makes it fatal to even check your phone on the streets.

The problem with @Reformparty_uk saying that they will build asylum centres in non-Reform areas, is not the asylum seekers, it's the fact the @ZiaYusufUK is saying "We will punish you", and it won't stop at the concentration camps they will put on your doorstep.

@Conservatives - just watched your promo video on ITV - remember, for future, this is the UK not the US. Our video runs at 25fps, not 23.96. All I will remember from your piece is the frame judder - sack the intern.

@SkewSmug And those AliExpress necklaces... aliexpress.com/item/100500522…

Buy British...... .......like a bottle of Peroni.

@Bbmorg And will we get to keep the NHS while areas with Reform MPs are forced to switch to individual insurance? No? Never works both ways with Reform, hypocrisy is built in at every level.

If you don’t vote Reform the unelected Zia Yusuf will make sure your local community pays for it. I’ve never heard of any UK politician making threats like he has.

@thespikyclub @sharrond62 When "reactionaries" like Sharron are elevated to the Lords, it leads to laws that are so convoluted or full of exceptions that they are either unworkable, or full of loopholes that are easily exploited by shysters. They are not smart enough to understand how to make solid law.

@sharrond62 Wow, you’re just making this up as you go along now.

Parkrun can… A.Remove placing & course records & everyone run together in one big inclusive category B. Add a category for females so they can have their own records & places based on SC law, reality & biology

On #BBCBreakfast the reporter in the arcade should get the owner to reset the counter. Those grab machines only hold tight once in every 400 tries (or whatever the counter clicker is set to), it's not random!

I'm not a racist or a fascist I am a mum and grandma who has worked from 15years until my retirement I have always loved my country but am so disillusioned with the present and past governments who have let the country down in many ways That's why I am voting for Reform 🩵🩵🩵

@BGR Just had this article dumped on me by Google search. I really hope that Christine Persaud wasn't paid for it. Inaccurate AI slop of the worst kind. 0.5 Watts costing $30 a year???! Trump economics. But then that's only the start of the errors in this piece - total garbage.

You may have childhood memories of unplugging all the electronics in your house to save money, but you don't really need to do that with a modern TV. #Echobox=1777834451" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">bgr.com/2158220/why-no…

@stuzi_pants Ladbaby collab incoming...

Check out Christina Flaguilera here doing her live performance on Top of the Populists with her latest single ‘Deport the fucking lot’ I’d wager this might just be Rupert Lowe’s current ringtone Why do they always look like they need a good wash?

@JeanieThePixie That's just the shape of his head.

Richard has a point #jeremyvine

"Quick cut to a commercial break" shout the @channel5_tv gallery before everybody starts p!ssing themselves laughing at Richard and his "Ukranian rentboys" on #jeremyvine

@Panache25012 @_InfoGram_

@_InfoGram_ In the real world, Hungary is equal to New Jersey and thus Magyar is about as important as the governor of New Jersey. No one cares what you think...DO A GREAT JOB FOR HUNGARY and shut it.

🔴BREAKING : This 45 years old 🇭🇺 Hungarian PM is the new headache for Trump. 🔥 🇭🇺Péter Magyar : "American puppet Orbán, has links to oligarchs who are transferring tens of billions to the United Arab Emirates and the United States. I am going to suspend it."🔥 He is new FIREBRAND 🔥🔥

@malonebarry "And I happen to know the owner, so I called him and asked why he wasn't paying his staff properly, and forcing them to aggressively beg from customers"

In which a wealthy man gleefully boasts about getting a waiter fired.

@Dominic2306 "Opportunity to reboot politics" - god you think you're so superior.

Burnham was our opponent for a while in DfE 2010-14. He was so so rubbish I told the team: just ignore him and focus on our real problems, officials in DfE. His speeches, blather was so bad and irrelevant we didn’t have to spend time thinking about him. So it’s fitting SW1 is treating him like Bill Clinton talent… Sums up flight of elite talent from SW1 over decades. Similarly when Starmer took over in 2020, the Trolley rightly said: this guy is absolutely useless. Tragically he then concluded ‘I don’t have to do anything to win in 24, I can bring in Carries friends have fun I’m invulnerable’… So a historic opportunity to reboot politics was flushed down the bog

@pearson_ca82280 @stuzi_pants They will make it out of lego - no mortar needed.

@stuzi_pants Won’t the water dissolve the mortar?

‘All in all it’s just a… Nother prick with a wall…’ Winston Aubrey Aladar Marshall… son of GB News major investor Sir Paul Roderick Clucas Marshall… wants to build a wall in the Channel to keep brown people out Always people who were born 3 0 up

@stuzi_pants "This isn't bin talked about much", thankfully his oversized collar, man bun, tiny hands, and extraordinarily long arms distracted me away from his grasp of English - must be in his breeding.

@NathanMMXXV @OWS1892 Liar! He's a useful idiot.

@OWS1892 If he's well integrated and is contributing positively then he's more than welcome to stay in the UK!

"They don't mean me."

@Soddem_Hall @SalfordMe2023 Toilet pedestal carpets.

@SalfordMe2023 They do know chainmail wasn't actually made of velour...?! 🤣🤣🤣

Never felt safer.

@SalfordMe2023 When you buy a Paladin from Amazon Haul...