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@bennyjohnson Distraction in Action

BREAKING: President Donald Trump had just filed a $15 Billion Dollar Defamation and Libel Lawsuit against The New York Times.

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There's still room for a healthy conversation to fix things. #elon

@SamsungGulf Who makes these ads. When you close flip like that, it makes the phone look feel like crap. Cancel our date... Fk - let me close the flip and feel frustrated.. Crap ad

Express all your emotions with the #GalaxyZFlip5 and #GalaxyZFold5. Fold your phone, unfold your feelings. #JoinTheFlipSide

@LaciMarieKnight He should remove his pants and tiktok it. Video will go viral, and the crowd will shoo away nature for more pics

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What would you do in this situation?

@elonmusk @elonmusk. Is there any one picture of the earth (in full - as a globe) taken in the last 50years...? Or ever?

Although there are some bad things in the world, remember that there are many good things too

@Cobratate @Cobratate . Tweet this bro

I am one of the richest and most influential men on the face of planet earth. While the forces of evil attack me, Everyone who defends me by speaking the truth will be monumentally rewarded.

@chicago_glenn @elonmusk @Twitter Can see them. Loud and Clear

@RyannMcEnany Andrew Tate

Who should Trump’s VP be?

@DogecoinDawnRN Tell her you won a lottery and disappear for 2 days

@notadvice How much, for the 408 acres

34F seeks matrimony with tall, Giga Chad to outbreed the left. Ideally has standards flush to the floor, construction experience, and desire to homestead. Must be willing to relocate to Minnesota. Includes 408.58 acres and an emotionally unstable wife that will pack your lunch.

@elonmusk @Snowden @elonmusk Someone needs to make a GameShow. One whistle blower contestant from one country. Each contestant WhistleBlows facts from his country Viewers vote online and finally get a winner whose facts holds water to dispose his government an gets most votes Elon pls action

@Snowden Most people have no idea that Reality Winner is a real person. Fate 🖤 irony.

Worth noting that the President seems to have absconded with more classified documents than many whistleblowers. For comparison, Reality Winner was sentenced to 5 YEARS for just one document. Meanwhile Biden, Trump, Clinton, Petraeus... these guys have dozens, hundreds. No jail.

@SteveOnSpeed @elonmusk What if it's a digital clock

@elonmusk A broken clock is right twice a day, but I always just assume it's wrong.

Some things that your party tells you are false and some things that the other party says are true

@Tesla Super. You should also tie up with edmunds and JD Power , etx

Model S & Model Y received the highest overall safety scores among every vehicle tested by EuroNCAP in 2022

Please explain what this is

@elonmusk @wholemars @ValerianIlies Actually it would be a good idea if someone could make an AI which would read tweets and reply them for you so that we don't have to do it

@wholemars @ValerianIlies People still don’t get it

Tesla can produce a car that runs FSD for less than $33,000. Let that sink in

@kangaro0_ @elonmusk @wholemars @ValerianIlies Omega... Pls share the commissions

@elonmusk @wholemars @ValerianIlies Dear Elon — What is your favourite watch? Is it the Omega Speedmaster Professional. Quite apt as it travelled to the moon and is a flight certified piece to date by NASA. Perhaps a SpaceX special edition would be even more appropriate on your wrist.

@KaylaChowShow There's never been a time that an attendant didn't pump gas. In Dubai, u can't fill by yourself