Does NFT stand for ‘not fucking telling’ because I still have no idea what it is
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Kassandra Clementi
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@newscomauHQ Suddenly there are NO MORE male anti-maskers
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People have lost their sense of smell — and their teeth — because of coronavirus. Now there’s fears of a new symptom impacting men. news.com.au/lifestyle/heal…
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Just found Finn’s only fans account. A bunch of bitches have been sliding into his DMs. He’s in the absolute dog-house but I don’t know what else to do. Gone are the days they’d just pee on fire hydrants and bark at squirrels. Now it’s all hoodies, attitude & un-fixed poodles.
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@LukeBaines You’re not in trouble until you’ve discovered the morning martini
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I’ve just discovered the afternoon martini... I could be in trouble.
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@hanssen_morten My contract was up (and Maddy needed a serious break 😂)
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Kassandra Clementi retweetledi
Wow. Thank you Koko, your messages have always been more clear than people who have actual vocal language....
Mama Donna 🌞@Soil2Soulutions
Beloved gorilla Koko, famous for learning American Sign Language, passed away at 46. This is her last message to humanity.
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@beatricepirate One more time for the people in the back
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Just reverse parked (very smoothly, might I add) at the bank.
Valet: Wow, you park well for a woman
Me: I think you mean - you park well. Period.
Valet: You park well.
On the way out - same valet takes 3 attempts to do the same park.
Me: You don’t park that well... for a valet ;)
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Guess what this is? (And if you know from my stories, don’t give it away)...
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Kassandra Clementi retweetledi
In conflict zones the world over, women and girls’ bodies become battlegrounds, with rape and sexual violence used to humiliate and dominate.
Share this to say NO to violence against women & girls, they are #NotATarget.
#hearmetoo #orangetheworld #16days
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My favourite 5 rule besides ‘if it’s been on the floor 5 seconds you can still eat it’
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@chriswhearn I don’t have enough self control. I’m on it right now.
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@kassclementi @Hannahgadsby Miss kassandra is such a brilliant hard working actress make sure Yu give her loads of support coz she is truly A wonderful lady xxxxxxxxx
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Just to further shove this down everyone’s throats so far that it goes to their toes - #Nanette is so savagely important. A voice and story to be deeply and sincerely heard. Thank you, @Hannahgadsby. Thank you.
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