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I got Tim Duncan at 3

@RealFakeSamDunn @atrupar His house looks like shit.

@atrupar He killed six Czechoslovakians. He’s an interior decorator

Q: Who are you going to endorse in the Texas Senate race? TRUMP: I'm looking at it. I think the Democrats have a weird, weird candidate. Six genders, a real hit on Jesus. This guy is bad news, with his mask from relatively recently. He was a vegan.

@Washingtonsbird @11Spooner11 @ranger2_75_91 @_sn_n except John Rowland, who has been sentenced to prison twice

@11Spooner11 @ranger2_75_91 @_sn_n What they miss is that New England Red is not the same as their Red. I'd bet money that the most ardent South, Mid-West, and West Coast Republicans would end up recognizing New England Repubs as Dems, between social sec net support, conservationism v. industrialism, and more.

-New England is the most educated region in the country -New England only sends 1 Republican to Congress (Susan Collins) probably some correlation there

@novamoonieb @TaurusRedd77332 @imfynerthanfyne no way they don’t see that “today at” timestamp right before this

@TaurusRedd77332 @imfynerthanfyne yall are slow as fuck actually almost mentally retarded.

broke nggas so scary 😭

@TheDeekins @ClaireMax no, I have become addicted to the watermelon. bring back cranberry for winter though.

@ClaireMax still waiting for the Red edition to go back to the superior cranberry

They no longer make this flavor because the majority of red bull drinkers aren’t allowed grapefruit

the Spurs game tn thank god it didn’t take them 15 years and counting to stop ruining my life

@ScorpiFro @WhiteHouse why does she look like your pfp 😭😭😭

@angelam29 @WhiteHouse THE WHITE HOUSE WASN’T ON TWITTER DOING STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS EITHER NOW WERE THEY?

ICED OUT.

@strifewaves @Sahmee20 they kept saying there was all this evidence he was saving up too like what do you mean he got evidence that Drake is a pedophile and he’s just been sitting on it to put in some songs and that’s a good thing???

@Sahmee20 And don’t get me wrong if that’s how you feel stand on that!!! And his fans should to.. shit isn’t a joke.. they be laughing about it ain’t nothing funny about a man fucking children PERIOD

Kendrick fans seem to forget this is REAL LIFE, That boy literally said Drake is trying to fuck kids.. if ya thought he wasn’t about be on bad timing idk what ya thought .. and hov had that man perform that song.. it’s supa UP!!!!

Feels like an Old Twitter night

@ATP_RAP DeMar DeRozan

A list of people Drake dissed on ICEMAN: Kendrick Lamar DJ Khaled Pusha T ASAP Rocky Lebron James Pharell Williams

MY QB1

@SwampYankeeCT @iHitSplits Alex Karaban shooting 72% in the 3 point drill at the combine, we can’t let him leave

@iHitSplits Bring Cling Kong home!

Connecticut has a chance to do the funniest thing

@iHitSplits he owns the team that used to be the Hartford Whalers too can we at least get them back

@weltszzn my Great Dane broke his leash knocked a kid over once. he really loves everyone but that poor kid was horrified

Do kids even get chased by dogs these days??This generation really doesn’t go through the same struggles.

@AdolphGran9119 @ThrillaRilla369

@ThrillaRilla369 The Big Lebowski. An absolute self-absorbed, meandering, shitpile of a movie with no redeeming value whatsoever.

Movie everyone considered a masterpiece, but you never understood why🤔 I’ll go first: Forrest Gump

@ThrillaRilla369 Interstellar

@MaxJax311063 @LibsAreDogShit @ThrillaRilla369 Fight Club was written by a gay man btw

@LibsAreDogShit @ThrillaRilla369 Fag

@bendreyfuss I can also name his brother

How dare Christopher Nolan offend Greece by casting a black woman in his film as a Greek. He must apologize immediately to the one Greek person Americans can even name: a black basketball player in Milwaukee.

@Hoopss that’s Bob Marley

if you can see a whale, you're left-brained, and if you can see an alien, you're right-brained. What do you see on the bananas?

@BetMGM this absolutely feels right lol TP was drafted at 19 and was in the playoffs every year other than the one Hornets season

NBA stat that doesn't feel right Playoff games before the age of 25 Tony Parker: 100 Luka Doncic: 50

Tim Duncan continues to be my favorite person