I'm a sad country song of a woman! Named Kate.

@FionaSmall @donie Up there with this bad boi!

This Thai restaurant in Belfast - where the Titanic was built - is among the elite names

I drank half a bottle of wine yesterday, then left the rest because “I didn’t fancy it”. I don’t know who I am anymore.

Nothing but facts

God, that new Wuthering Heights film is shite.

Someone put audio from CASINO over Looney Tunes and its perfect 🔥😂

I read this as Roscommon and was so confused!

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The #sandmartins at #Knowth 📷Ailbhe #slowmotion #birdsinflight

@pucamusic Does it have a shrivelled hand too?

Kansas city is the drogheda of America

The hidden physics of everyday things you never questioned: 1. The refrigerator doesn't create cold. It moves heat from inside to outside. Cold is not a thing,it is the absence of heat being relocated. 2. Glass is not a solid. It is an amorphous liquid frozen mid-flow. Old windowpanes are thicker at the bottom because the glass has been slowly moving downward for centuries. 3. Fire is not a thing. It is a process,the visible release of energy as a substance rapidly oxidises. Flame has no mass, no defined boundary, no independent existence. 4. The shadow you cast is travelling at the speed of light. Shadows are not objects,they are the absence of photons, and absence propagates as fast as presence does. 5. When you stand on the ground you are not touching it. The electrons in your feet and the electrons in the floor repel each other. Physical contact as you experience it is electromagnetic resistance, not actual touch. 6. Hot water freezes faster than cold water under certain conditions. This is called the Mpemba effect and physicists still do not fully agree on why it happens. 7. Sound cannot travel in space. But if it could, the sun would be louder than anything the human ear could survive at any distance. 8. A piece of paper cannot be folded in half more than seven times regardless of its size. The exponential thickness increase makes it physically impossible. 9. The atoms in your body are almost entirely empty space. If you removed all the empty space from every atom in every human on Earth, all of humanity would fit inside a sugar cube. 10. Honey never expires. Archaeologists have found 3,000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still chemically edible. 11. The static electricity built up by walking across a carpet is between 10,000 and 35,000 volts. The shock you feel is harmless only because the current is near zero. 12. Metals that are perfectly smooth will permanently bond on contact in a vacuum. There is no force holding them apart,welding requires no heat, only the absence of surface contamination. 13. The loudest sound ever recorded,the 1883 Krakatoa eruption was heard 4,800 kilometres away and circled the Earth four times as a pressure wave. 14. Light from the sun takes eight minutes to reach you. When you look at the sun you are looking eight minutes into the past. When you look at the nearest star beyond the sun, you are looking four years into the past. 15. Time moves measurably faster at the top of a tall building than at its base. Gravity literally slows time. Your head ages fractionally faster than your feet every single day.

Banger #totp

OMG I had a bizarre and unreasonable hatred for this song!! Hated it viscerally. It makes me rage. Why! #totp

This song is so creepy and you'll never tell me otherwise. #totp

Remains an absolute belter of a song. RIP Máire Uí Bhraonáin youtu.be/4zHTcxVjX0I?si…

All this faffing about on inflatables is frackly a bit childish. #ArtemisII

@Cmdr_Hadfield @jcdelannoy Is it loud?

@jcdelannoy No, it's just smooth and heavy. No asymmetric forces to cause shaking.

Hey @Cmdr_Hadfield ! Is there lots of shaking involved when a vehicle is re-entering Earth's atmosphere?

Dolphin Delight. Just one of the reasons why the North East is a wonderful place to visit. @NorthEastTweets @VisitNland

Is it possible that after all it witnessed, maybe Noem’s dog shot itself?

@PlanningShit Hideous.

What the ever loving fuck did Lyme Regis do to deserve this cack!

All of Ireland at 10.30pm last night ⚽️ 😢