Kate Harrison 🦩

I’m writing the next great American email

and to my great grandchildren i leave 48,567 screenshots

How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

Bro just eat the leaf

i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking

do you think the cardinals watched conclave together and were pointing at the screen going 'that one's you'

Let's all go back: homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoaw…

Hulu telling me the Oscars are over when they haven’t announced best picture

are you seeing this shit my liege

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

horse dropping apple losing precious snack surprised horrified disappointing turn of events

replied to a work email on my phone in front of my dad

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

i have no idea why X thinks i’m obsessed with bunnies but they make up my entire feed and i’m not like TOO bothered by it 🐇

i want soder

anyone else hate those new amazon boxes

people who refuse to download TikTok be thinking they got a PhD in maturity

one thing i find really unrealistic about movies and tv is that i can’t think of a single show where there are two characters with the same name. in real life everyone knows 3 michaels