Kate Landers

It’s gonna be soooo easy and tempting to just order all ur Christmas presents from Amazon this year BUT PLS PUT THE SMALL AMOUNT OF EXTRA EFFORT IN TO SHOP LOCAL SMALL BUSINESSES THANK U

@sarpotvin Could be cause she’s hot and effin hilarious

@PaitraWalker Well said Pai

PSA: unless somebody has a legit health condition that requires them to avoid certain foods, don’t praise people for food restriction (i.e. under eating, cutting out whole food groups like carbs, etc.) because you’re feeding toxic diet culture and it can promote disordered eating

@lindaiserhoff Good tune

Me: “I’m pretty drunk dude” Alicia: “Me neither”

@_clairemillar Lmfao

@jamiehorne_ Hahahahaha I’m dead

Camp Bickell?

⁦@McDonalds⁩ do better

@BrennaWard Genuinely disappointed rn

My boyfriend just asked who SHANIA TWAIN IS....do I break up with him?

@regan_toltesi “How’d you guys meet?” They break out in this epic dance lmao

man, it smells like seasonal depression up in here

@keeshacheechoo This is so funny I’m losin it

IS THIS REAL

@madisonuhgraham This took an unexpected twist

I’m never leaving my bed u can’t make me

@BrennaWard What the hell is a top sheet??

I just had to explain to my boyfriend what a top sheet is

I literally got drunk and got a tattoo a few hours after I tweeted this lol

I’m gonna try to be sober today

“Im busy doing rock bottom things”

@David_Chiarelli Swaggy

@notadamm_ @Melissababyy76 @anniesheridann