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When a guy tells me I’d be prettier if I smiled more

@ESRosebud This was not the blow to the ego I needed so close to BirthMonth

Nothing quite like finding out your ex ghosted you and ran back to his ex who was literally in jail

I wish Zillow had a comment section

Teams with the most wins since the Olympic break: 12 - Buffalo Sabres 9 - Dallas Stars 9 - Philadelphia Flyers 9 - Carolina Hurricanes 9 - Colorado Avalanche 9 - Anaheim Ducks

Downtown Lanc is funny because I'll put something outside and it's gone in 20 seconds, but I've never had a package stolen. The people respect the rules 😂

Thank goodness the Flyers suck so I didn't have to stomach any of them simping like little cucks over Trump

@d_racu1a The brain part always kills

Thinking about this outrageous claim I made in a 3rd grade book report

this is sending me so bad

Trevor Zegras hung up the phone after scoring against the Ducks A nod to how quickly they hung up on him after telling him he’d been traded to Philly

Woke up to a text from a dude I haven't spoken to in years who I'm 95% sure is married asking me if I'm seeing anyone. Like didn't even hit me with the fake "Merry Christmas" text

I wonder what stupid drivers say about aggressive drivers when they get home like "I cut some girl off so she had to slam on her brakes then I flipped her off and honked at her over it then got mad when she cut me off and slammed on her brakes" (because I am a petty driver so 🖕🏼)

I've seen less blurry pictures of fucking bigfoot

Watching Heated Rivalry and honestly distracted by the soundtrack like Tchaikovsky, Elgar, and Rachmaninov all 20 min into the 2nd episode??

Desperately need Apple to remove the millions of clicks it takes to track a workout

Having male friends is having them text you mid-orchestra concert to ask questions about other women and never mentioning your concert 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Having a male supervisor is coming to him with serious procedural concerns about your company and being told "I can see you really needed to vent about that, thanks for feeling safe enough to tell me" 🙃🙃🙃🙃

@d_racu1a Marie. Sports car?

I had a really weird year okay

Hockey comes up and you mention your dad and he confirms he played with him. No idea if he remembers tinder or not. Fast forward to today. Spent the session with his wife telling me about all the men she wants to introduce me to 😅

It's about 5 years ago. You match with a guy on tinder who says he's in an open relationship and he's on a hockey team with your dad. You chat briefly but never meet. 3 years later you get a new job. You meet your one client's family. Dad looks familiar. You realize who it is.