🪐 katestrology 👽

what's with virgo, pisces, and capricorn placements always picking toad in mario games????

also, marlin is 10000% a virgo (he reminds me of my dad 🥹)

im watching Finding Dory and it's all about going back home, which is a nice movie to watch while the sun just entered my 4th house and its planetary ruler just went retrograde lol

people: complains about their car, motorcycle, computer and phone having issues me, an astrologer:

h a p p y m o o n - d a y! 🌙 today the libra moon moves to cross the south node and immediately squares pluto. mars is opposing neptune and venus rx is square jupiter. add to that, everyone’s favorite, exalted mercury is stationed to retrograde a mere 2 days from now if mishandled, this is the astrology of dissociation and terrible decision making. toxic nostalgia -> overconsumption -> acting out against our best interests -> brutal self flagellation and more over consumption all while the irl consequences STACK we know it as the downward spiral and if you haven’t ever lived thru at least one, most likely i am not the astrologer for you 😭 individually each of these aspects produces a heavy undertow, together they are a riptide. this isn’t astrology you “go along with” you absolutely have to work against it. the magic will be found somewhere in the mundane middle, it you are lucky (and skillful) enough to find it the goal is buoyancy, lightness of being in EVERY sense. lean all the way into that virgo mars and cleanse + ground, cleanse + ground, repeat. eat clean today, don’t weigh down your digestive system. work out if you are able, keep that purifying inner fire well stoked above all else protect your energy. because if it gets muddied in this star swamp, there won’t be much you can do to revive it in healthy ways. mars opposite neptune isn’t happy, floaty delusion - it’s trying desperately to escape painful unwanted emotions and finding that nothing works. everything you turn to for escapism either fails or worsens the situation around here, we don't wrestle quicksand just to prove a point. skies like these don’t have guard rails, saturn is rx and unaspected. it can’t help you as the external source of discipline that keeps you away from harmful (but tempting) delights that severity needs to come from within right now. the next two days are a literal masterclass in discipline being the highest form of self love, so get ready to be tested 😤 choose virtue, the boring decisions that build character, humility + good old fashioned effort. the bombasity in the skies will still deliver some mind altering experiences but the difference is, you won’t be swept away in the celestial currents, desperate to be returned to shore 🌊 c h e c k y o u r s e l f b e f o r e …

the good news is, • stockholm is on my sun MC line ! i bet i will love it there 😌 • gothenburg is where a lot of my partner's personal planet IC lines are 🥰 she will also love it • sweden is a very mutable country!! 🤠 gemini sun, pisces moon, virgo rising i love her

im visiting sweden soon— • the entire trip is during venus rx AND mercury rx (i did not think about this when i booked it) • mercury rx will be going over Sweden's natal 12th house mars (18° virgo) • sweden just upped its terror threat level 🙃 this doesn't mean doom rite?

trying not to catastrophize the astrology of my upcoming international trip 🤪🤪🤪 send help lol

Sagittarius being next to Scorpio and Capricorn on the zodiac wheel

“lions gate portal” “angel numbers” “twin flames” “i’m a cusp” “pluto uranus and neptune are retrograde”

venus do be retrogradin damn

i need it!!!!

aries moon lookin ominous among the rest of my big 4 lmao

big libra energy 😭

my 4h mars 🫠

Venus Retrograde in Leo in 2015 vs. Venus Retrograde in Leo in 2023: connections and differences and what they mean, a thread 1/🧵

@empressatlantis 1. 12° Virgo in 4H 2. trine taurus venus (L12), square sag jupiter (L7) 3. full moon, moth + lavender, lily of the valley, lemons, worm, nonbinary butterfly, majora's mask (zelda), shy guy, a toad, lil cowboy frog, decayed master sword (zelda), eyes on back of ankles

gemini how do you live like this?? constantly battling what’s true and what’s not true in your mind??