Kate Yeazel

Hey friends! These are hard times for everyone, but especially farmers. My dad and I have launched a new business for our family farm - Yeazel’s Dairy! Family farm tours, a farm store, and Sponsor A Cow! Please take a second & check out our site 🤗🐮 Yeazelsdairy.com

@monicawignot Is.... is it 2012?

You now have an uninterrupted month to freely wear your retainers all day every day w/ no judgement. Use this time to straighten out the lil guys (Should be noted - the first few days are... unpleasant, depending on just how long you recklessly disobeyed your orthodontist) (2/2)

Niche hot tip: if you had braces, yet blatantly ignored wearing your retainers at night for months on end (me)... your orthodontist probably told you that you need to wear them all day for a month. I refused to go in public w/ retainers, to my own mouths demise. Good news! (1/2)

“DONT FUCK WITH PITT WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MEDICINE SHIT” - me, a graduate from the college of general studies

So... since supermarkets are sold out and all that, I can just tell my nutritionist that all they had left was ice cream and chicken nuggets, right?

@dzplmr I had the EXACT same experience, along with people blaming me (a commit, not even a student yet) for ruining their brackets :/

When I committed to pitt niggas were (and still do) tagging me in this video clowning me. I wasn’t even a basketball commit. That’s how nasty this step back was

@monicawignot Super bowel lolz

Ok watching Brooklyn 99 and @thedeanwinters (The Vulture) just said “stupid beepers” which is truly shocking because he is also Dennis Duffy THE BEEPER KING Well played, NBC

Who has the dominant nose in your relationship? I am the squishy submissive nose, and João is clearly the stronger and more dominant nose (Noses have no reflection on actual personalities within the relationship ™️)

Today, December 24th, a mere 12 hours from Christmas Day... my boyfriend said “oh I guess I should ask, is there anything you want for Christmas?”

I’ve seen more tweets about “idiot democrats are all posting about Trump being impeached, and he isn’t yet, idiots” than I have posts from said idiot Democrats about Trump being impeached

There’s an app in Portugal called “Too Good To Go” that, in the hour before a cafe/restaurant closes, you can buy a bag of food that would’ve been thrown out for a fraction of the price. I live above a Danish Pastry Shop. I’ve eaten 4 danishes and a focaccia today. Send help 😅

US citizens to UK citizens post-election:

The longer I go without using @duolingo, the more and more passive aggressive they become

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

HAIL 2️⃣ PITT. 🔷highest ranking in program history. 🔷all-time highest ranking for an @ACCVolleyball program. and we're not done yet. #H2P

@Pitt_VB 💖

@katetheyeazel right here! es.pn/2zobjtQ #H2P

Round 2️⃣ Starters! #H2P

@duolingo is ruining my relationship bc I’m trying to learn Portuguese for my Portuguese boyfriend but Duolingo only teaches Brazilian Portuguese & that’s VERY different than Portuguese Portuguese so when I say words I’ve learned he gets mad because tHaTs BrAziLiAn nOt PoRtUgUeSE