Kate Wilhelm

Me: Is that a bird or a squirrel? I think it's a squirrel. Barista: I was trying to make a swan. Me: Well, oat milk is a difficult medium.

Looking forward to more impressive pitches this year. So wonderful to see my stepfather's spirit and values reflected so beautifully.

If I didn't make bad puns, I would have no original content in my social feeds.

R: Mom, doesn't Archie look pretty? Me: Very fetching. R: .... Me: Hahahahahahaha, get it?!?!? R: ....

L: Archie buddy, you need to go into your kennel for 15 minutes. Me: For ruffing.

Gosh, it's embarrassing when I forget how to spell my name in the signature that I didn't provide because I wasn't home for the delivery.

Me: I have a tendency to laugh at my own jokes. Is that a bad character trait? Kid: It's not... a commendable one. Me: You get your tact from me.

Perhaps one of my favourite voice-to-text messages, if only for the word ogle: “Hey there Kate, happy Monday this is Kevin with eggs. Ogle business intelligence. Give me a callback if you have a quick moment. #-203-800-#### ext 1####. Thank you so much. Have a great day.”

Hello Representative, my name is Customer. Thank you for the personalized service. #placeholders #chatbots #conversationdesign

Well, I didn't. But someone did 5 years after this post.

Haircut at @LaLumaGuelph in T-minus 2 days!

Stages of my Covid hair: 1. Scruffy Kate 2. Feral Kate 3. Florence Henderson 4. Justin Bieber 5. Surfer Dude 6. Martha Stewart

@sharonlamsy Thank you! Researching your insight landed me on a site called "fungusfactfriday", which has some interesting information.

@katewilhelm Very delicate indeed. Might be a pleated inkcap

I have never seen such delicate and enchanting fungi.

@erinsteed29 Yes, a few. And still some to be discovered in the ceiling tiles, I think.

When I heard the guys talking downstairs, I asked the contractor to send me a picture. This is what I got.

@ssimon One is plenty!

A uniquely Canadian solution for a temporary toilet flange cover.

We're hiring a UX researcher. It's a great opportunity to contribute to a practice that gets to conduct strategic, exploratory, and usability research in the education space. Plus, it's a pretty great team! #lifeatd2l #uxresearcher lnkd.in/gZGeTfw

The dreaded couch serpent.