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I find it HILARIOUS that Nebraska Governor, POS Pete Rickettes, decided to finally listen and changed the mask mandate AFTER he was exposed to COVID. NEWSFLASH: HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU!!

@EmilyZrust Yes! My grandma has one and loves using it!

In all seriousness, is investing in a hot tub when you have severe back problems a good idea?? I think so 😅

I'm gonna need someone to intercept my mail for the next 2 weeks so Jacob doesn't find out how many bows I ordered this week..

Some of y'all really be eating 🍑 and putting the nastiest 🐓 in your mouth but yet you can't put a damn mask on your face 🤔?? Cover you mouth caca breath..

#NewProfilePic #JudgingYou #RBF #6feet #BACKUP

Jacob and I were shopping today and he noticed the Halloween stuff was out and without hesitation he asked me if I wanted a pumpkin spice candle?? Like this man is truly my soulmate!

Tell me how the hell I lost my debit card last night?? Like I wasn't even drinking..

@jenaepalermo Here's how I see it; If Jacob and I were on the outs idgaf if he want to see me or not. But he's gonna be a dad no matter what. If he got a side piece it ain't about y'all no more. But he should be in his kids life..

After finishing 13 reasons why Jacob quietly says, "And they all got away with murder.."

@EmilyZrust Girl, I feel this so hard. I literally hate the way I look and refuse to take pictures. The other day I got said bc I'm denying memories for my daughter to have later on. I know I have alot to work on but I want her to know I was happy no matter what size..

I’m really trying to embrace being a “big girl” and having to buy larger sizes that I didn’t even have to wear during any of my pregnancies. It’s hard. But I have to do it because of Kenleigh.

Tell me why, the first time I ever saw an uncircumcised penis I said, "ope, that's new"???? Someone please just erase my memory from 2010-2017..

It's not ironic, that people have gone back to their normal lives and mother nature starts going buck wild. ITS CLIMATE CHANGE BRO!! We are killing our planet and she is pissed about it..

I was amazed to see this completely different kid, who now stands taller then I am. He asked if he could give me a hug and thanked me for helping him. You never realize the lives you change..

Top 3 @redbull flavors: 1. Tangerine 2. Watermelon 3. Tropical If any of these flavors get discontinued, we gonna have problems..

You ever heard a sneaker squeak on a basketball court? That's what my kids laugh sounds like.. 😅😂🤣

The Spanish Flu lasted TWO YEARS!! This shit has JUST BEGUN. So sit down, put your seat belt on and keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle, because we in for a ride.

"You white like milk but got flavor like horchata"

@bottleofjennn Dude that sound like the rona, no lie. Stay home. If you feel like things are getting worse or you're having trouble breathing, definitely call your doctor.

@bottleofjennn Are you having any other symptoms?

Can "Dad, How Do I?" teach me how to use a grill, pleeease??