Katie

Do not pour tequila on my pizza

JUST IN: Short-spined raccoon named “Jimothy” spotted thriving in Seattle despite a rare congenital condition.

@SportsAndChup baby jimothy

the doctor pepper vape would probably fix me

Seattle has recently sighted a Raccoon named Jimothy that frequents the local parks with Short Spine Syndrome

Good evening to everyone BUT: Phil Collins, Big Mustard, Canada, Time Zones, Hot Dog Nazis, Pearl Jam, Dave Mathews, Ja Rule, Perry Johnson, people that don’t say, “Meijers” KIA, Hyundai, Chicago, Robert Horry, Christian Laettner, Corey Perry, Crying Meme Guy (Michael Jordan), & The Entire State of Ohio!!!

@SportsAndChup They only have ones for bootleg epi pens so it’s a no go

@katie_tinythot Please!!! LMFAOOO

Don’t worry, everyone!!! Sports Jim put in a refill for an Epi Pen so he doesn’t die if an Avocado Bites him. Y’all can relax!!!

@SportsAndChup I bet I could find a bootleg one!!

@katie_tinythot Does Carhartt have an Epi Pen pocket?

@MorningSunStdio @SportsAndChup Thank you Ruth!!

@SportsAndChup @katie_tinythot happy birthday early katie!!

🚨Important Tweet Alert🚨 If this tweet gets 20 RTs in 15 minutes…Sports Jim will let @katie_tinythot Open 1 Birthday Present EARLY!!!

The Record is 9 Miller Lite Pints on a Tuesday at @katie_tinythot’s watching the Connor Stallions Documentary

@SportsAndChup live from the sports Jim award ceremony

The Award for Best Friend that will make you cry after she asks you how you are @katie_tinythot

#TinyMustard @SportsAndChup

@SportsAndChup Bad day to be Big Mustard