Katie Baker Cowling

@themaccabees WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

@trixiemattel Coffee coffee dingle dingle

I’ve been off the internet for about four months. Please show me memes and important internet items so I can react on YouTube:

Emma #MAFS please drop the skin care routine girly

@samhind10 Well they were very enjoyable!

@katiecooling Lmao it could have been!

Just watched a band that I’ve wanted to see for the past 18 years, Death From Above 1979 were insaaaane. Can’t think who introduced me to them, @samhind10 was it you?

@KingsOfLeon 🪩🫶🏼 loved the new stuff, the set list over all was 🤌🏼 felt for @doctorfollowill & the tech issues, you could see how pissed off he was! They’re the band that I’ve seen the most (maybe 14/15 times I’ve actually lost count) I will always be there!

@OutdoorToysUK So far I have spoken to you, Elliot and Izzie. I would really appreciate it if I could have some contact details for a manager.

@OutdoorToysUK Hi Becky, if you check your records you will see that I emailed images directly to yourselves on the 2nd of April. This has been going on for that long. Your customer service is beyond unacceptable.

@OutdoorToysUK hi, it would seem there’s a bit of a theme here, but I’m getting absolutely nowhere with your team via email so I have resorted to X. Please can someone get back in touch with me regarding a damaged order.

@SylvieTheBunny @saesenthessia I came here to say this

@saesenthessia Genuinely this is a perfect impression of Dennis from its always sunny

this is the funniest video to ever exist elijah wood engaging in not-so-sober activities (fighting dom monaghan)

@OutdoorToysUK Yes, 1037881943-A. Thank you,

@katiecooling Good morning, So I can look into this for you, can I have your order number please? Thanks, Becky

@stylenat_ The lack of paid Maternity Leave and the way you’re expected to return to work so quickly!

As a non American, what is something that Americans do that freaks/weirds you out ?

@jessicarrrrrrrr They are toxic AF but not as toxic as Hunt and any of his relationships!

Grey and shepherd are the most toxic couple in this damn show 🏎️🔜👀

@jessicarrrrrrrr Noooo 😭😂 I watched Fault in our Stars on a plane. Big mistake.

@katiecooling We were on the plane 😂😂 we both cried 🥲

We're almost at the 007 episode of greys anatomy and my gf is gonna IMPLODE

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy Are you ok? You sound very bitter and twisted.

Paris Hilton commissions a baby, takes him from his mother at birth but can’t even be bothered to change the poor thing’s nappy herself until he’s a month old. When she finally condescends to do it she has to be told multiple times by her sister to be gentle and have the nanny say “don’t forget to talk to him” 💔 Maybe this is fairly common behaviour for the ultra rich, it certainly isn’t what a baby needs, though. Especially a baby who has been through the trauma of being separated from his mother at birth and needs to form an attachment with the person who bought him. She’s just bought her second baby to add to her collection of accessories, too. Grim beyond belief.

Imagine my JOY @jessicarrrrrrrr

@jessicarrrrrrrr @carlymoore_ Found my Katy Perry ticket the other day from the Academy, £14 🫠

@carlymoore_ £8 for my first paramore show 🥲

remember when concert tickets were like £25-35 😍

@CharlieWhite_22 “Circle back”

Horrible office phrases? I’ll start: ‘Touch base’