Katie

fakescenariobeforebedholic

“We don’t have many details, but someone’s probably gonna have a bad night. Let’s play roulette.”

Idk why I’m still annoyed about this, but like bro.. what legs? One is barely even in the shot

@oldirtydangles Girl I’ve seen you get into so many arguments when tf do you mute??

Reply and mute is my favorite thing on this app

@20ftKillerRobot You’re welcome!

@katieeyapping Now I want Vernors.

My boss (from Brazil) just declared she doesn’t like Vernor’s and the whole room of Metro Detroit-ers audibly gasped

@ColumboVSmagats You ruin things

@katieeyapping Why? Vernors is not a Detroit product anymore Sold in 1966 Moved out of Detroit 1985 The recipe has changed and it’s nothing like it was when it was made in Detroit before being sold numerous times So what exactly is the problem?

This receipt doesn’t have coupons🚫

@belletobell As long as you don’t pick Canada Dry or Schweppes over the goat, I’ll let it slide

@katieeyapping I'm just not a big ginger ale fan 🫠

That’s funny, mine came in to hurt me with “your wings suck” for the 47th time this week.

@belletobell Oof came at us with a buzzer beater

@katieeyapping I also don't like it but I am an avid Faygo-enjoyer

Idk why it’s so irritating when someone asks why I’m cold because it’s warm out.. like yes, outside of the temperature controlled building it is beautiful weather. However, that is not where my desk is located. I’m having a hard time comprehending the disconnect here?

Petition for all admin to be this petty

Not to like beat a dead horse that’s unlikely as it is.. but the Sens want a rivalry with us so bad and boo Cat every game. Imagine we also take Brady?? Fuck it’d be beautiful.

I swear my mom does not actually know where I live farther than the east side of the state bc if there is any terrible weather she’s like omg are you okay.. whole time it’s an hour south of me and I have no idea what she’s talking about

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

Whenever someone says I’m a bit of a handful it’s like okay and? You’ll have that on them big jobs, my guy. This is what you were quoted so take it or leave it ig

@KDLawGroup248 😂 appreciate you

@katieeyapping If you're looking for permission to enjoy this, you have ours.

Lmfao this is a joke, right?

@TreBeL__ @moritzmarais The Wings have this too, it’s usually some club membership thing. I was just hoping she remembered where she went to sign up for it lol

@katieeyapping @moritzmarais id be careful . . .usually things are too good to be true wrapped in scams

what da hell i need to move to detroit yesterday