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My friend went out with another stallion last night. She is such a #whorse

“When did you first find out that Matt Damon is the voice of Spirit?”-dani

Led Zeppelin did the instrumentals for the animated movie Spirit: stallion of the cimarron

“Aesthetic is like weather: it’s always there, you just notice it more sometimes.”

I’m having a venti mentyB

Automatic reply message inspired by Alexa “Sorry I’m having trouble understanding right now, please try again later”

It saddens my heart that the next generation will not know what a “computer room” is.

Reese’s Puffs Reese’s Puffs! Peanut butter chocolate flavor!

Y’all need to stop playing and find you a man like this.

“Were you a prodigy” “Almost, 6th grade band”

There needs to be a speed in-between the first and second windshield wiper setting. Those things are flying or taking five minutes to come up.

Pixar’s Brave is a combination of Brother Bear and Freaky Friday

A pick up line I just witnessed “I really like your all white outfit”

But did you go to the zoo on a field trip?

Remember when paying it forward was just rewinding the library VHS

I’m going to punch you in your booster shot

Back to Work🤝 #HereWeGo

One place you can’t hide age are the hands. Hands tell the story.

*texting in grade school* boy: I like you girl: I’m so sorry but I just want to be friends Boy: wait what? oh, I’m so sorry Adam took my phone