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You learn something every day. Today I learned Chuck Berry had a poop fetish.

Was thinking at work that I was going to get my life together. Then I came home and put potato chips in my squash soup.

@leaveittoDulip @maddiesmit Or wait, didn't you want to be dressed as cupid, equipped with a bow and arrow and then floating down a river?

@leaveittoDulip @maddiesmit I'm really glad you are keeping your original funeral plans. I'm really excited for that party. Haha.

@itsLiztho22 You two just look like you need a TV show.

"Give me 4 shots of espresso over ice, because I have problems."

Support my bill to make public colleges and universities tuition-free: bernie.to/collegeforall #CollegeforAll

@Brandonleegee You won't regret it. Mine is my baby.

Apparently we are in the era of the overeducated barista. That is so relevant it hurts in the depths of my soul.

In this economy, college is the new high school. We need to make it affordable for all Americans so that we can compete on the world stage.

"That's what she said."

The kid then went up to a random kid and said "Have you ever seen a weiner dog?" And now he has a new best friend. I'm learning so much.

This kid was introduced to people and he said "Hello, nice to meet you." I didn't learn to do that until I was like 19.