Kat Radley

My weirdest relationship is with my bible. #standupcomedy #biblejokes

As of 12:02 EST, we officially declare an end to Dry January

Somebody check on the Taco Bell Chihuahua

Show this weekend 11/16 in Bristol, CT! @RandallOtisTV @LOLUganda tickettailor.com/checkout/view-…

My cup runneth over... my menstrual cup.

Ok. I got out of bed. Now I just need to get off the toilet.

The only reason not to have a gender reveal party #standupcomedy #genderrevealparties #LateNight

It's cool for movie stars, tech CEOs, and TikTokers who fart on cakes to be rich, but how dare a guy working hard labor have a pool?! @MichaelKosta on the dockworkers' strike

NEW Bruce Springsteen formally endorses Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in a new video where he calls Donald Trump “the most dangerous candidate for president in my lifetime.” “Hi, I'm Bruce Springsteen. Friends, fans, and the press have asked me who I'm supporting in this most important of elections. And with full knowledge that my opinions are no more or less important than those of any of my fellow citizens, here's my answer: I'm supporting Kamala Harris for President and Tim Waltz for Vice President and opposing Donald Trump and JD Vance. Here's why. We are shortly coming upon one of the most consequential elections in our nation's history. Perhaps not since the Civil War has this great country felt as politically, spiritually, and emotionally divided as it does then at this moment. It doesn't have to be this way. The common values, the shared stories that make us a great and united nation are waiting to be rediscovered and retold once again. Now that will take time, hard work, intelligence, faith and women and men with the national good, guiding their hearts. America's the most powerful nation on earth. Not just because of her overwhelming military strength or economic power, but because of what she stands for, what she means, what she believes in: freedom, social justice, equal opportunity, the right to be and love who you want. These are the things that make America great. Donald Trump is the most dangerous candidate for President in my lifetime. His disdain for the sanctity of our constitution, the sanctity of democracy, the sanctity of the rule of law, and the sanctity of the peaceful transfer of power should disqualify him from the office of President ever again. He doesn't understand the meaning of this country, its history or what it means to be deeply American. On the other hand, Kamala Harris and Tim Waltz are committed to a vision of this country that respects and includes everyone regardless of class, religion, race, your political point of view or sexual identity, and they want to grow our economy in a way that benefits all, not just the few like me on top. That's the vision of America I’ve been consistently writing about for 55 years now. Everybody sees things different, and I respect your choice as a fellow citizen, but like you, I've only got one vote, and it's one of the most precious possessions that I have. That's why come November 5th, I'll be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.”

Please let me watch your child

As night one of the DNC kicks off in Chicago, Gov. @JBPritzker gives @jordanklepper a personal tour of the city they love

Always love talking @TheDailyShow jokes with @JoshJohnson! @iHeartPodcasts

.@JohnLeguizamo discusses the importance of the Latino vote and why it's important to campaign in majority Latino areas on this week's "The Daily Show: Ears Edition" link.chtbl.com/PXpPp-Qe?sid=T…

Fun Fact: This year, State of the Union attendees will be asked to silence their cell phones and their life alerts. #SOTU2024

Super pumped for @JoshJohnson! Can't wait to write more funny shit like this for him

.@michaelkosta sat down with TDS writer @katradley to share his take on solving America's plastic water bottle problem. Listen only on "The Daily Show: Ears Edition" podcast: podcasts.iheart.com/tWXbz15E?sid=MK

The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, & Future are starring in their own musical comedy! Written by Emmy nominee @KatRadley & the Off-Broadway songwriting team @bryanblaskie & @MannyHagopian, this new musical features Drag Race's @NinaWest & more. 54below.org/Scrooged

Refreshing to see Matt Gaetz fuck someone over 18

(Million and billionaires, where you at?) What’s more important: having a first day of school or living to see your last?

Teachers and students REFUSE to go back to school in the fall until assault weapons are banned. It’s SOMETHING. And as a former HS teacher, I know this asks a lot, but it’s a start. It’s July effing Fourth. We start planning now, we could have resources in place to make it work.

Mass shooting in Philly last night. It’s the 29th mass shooting in America this year. What we’re doing isn’t working. It’s time to get wild. Why are we not shutting down society until this is fixed? (I know the answer: inconvenience). Here’s an idea: