Katja Rivera Yanko

Mom: call me more School: remember that big project’s due next week Work: do your job better Friends: ur never free lately :( Body: yikes School: finals r soon study up! Mom: hello? Work: long hours, lil $, sry bout it Friends: yo we never see you Sleep: sis where tf u been? Me:

Is Dolly Parton okay? She doesn’t have corona but, like, is she being protected? Just wanna make sure we’re thinking proactively.

Gloria Gaynor washing her hands to I Will Survive is the hand washing video I didn’t know I needed

@heykerra @mary_burchill Just gonna leave this here

@levihawkk I— 😩🔥

Love my white friends but there’s somethin bout watching them eat my grandma’s cooking and realize they had it worse as kids. White privilege don’t exist in Milagros’ kitchen.😤

@alyserosenblatt Alyse Rosenblatt, giving a voice to the voiceless

Insane that I can give my boyfriend head in the morning and then he still expects me to go with him to get bagels? Baby my work is done you bring the bread to me

@talkin_SCHMID CORRECT!!!

she loves me is!!! a perfect musical!!!

why does everyone look like a new Batman villain

Cher as Bernardo in this West Side Story revival I’m just sayin

Got out of a 5 year relationship and decided to transform the room I shared with my ex. 🕊 Before and after.

@Allie_Stripes Cornerella, miss corngeniality, cornschool musicorn, children of the corn

Here’s the thing... I wasn’t... like...joking? Send me those suggestions. CORNART™️

In the wake of this Adam Driver interview thing, I’d like to remind us about the time all of twitter collectively body shamed him for the shirtless shot on The Last Jedi after he had EMACIATED himself the year prior for Silence. Actors can be shapes other than thin. Be better.

This thread👏🏼

I’m incredibly thrilled for this movie. I’m ALSO moved by the fact that I’ll get to show this to my future kids and they’ll get to grow up knowing representation.♥️

Harry Potter and the Bitch of Living Harry Potter and the Word of Your Body Harry Potter and the Dark I Know Well Harry Potter and the Mirror-Blue Night Harry Potter and the Guilty Ones Harry Potter and the Word of Your Body (Reprise) Harry Potter and the Song of Purple Summer

Sex is great but have you ever picked your nose with an acrylic fingernail?

some of these places a lot of poor folks in isolated locations go to so they can eat cheap. Don’t go if you can eat elsewhere, but I don’t want to see poor folks being shamed for getting a meal they can afford and have access to.

@alyserosenblatt YOU ARE KIDDING!!! HOLY HELL!!!

Some random bro sent me his whole dick on Instagram and “she is not ugly, she is normal” broke me