Katy Martin

I get way too excited when listening to music 🎶

I’ve got a parcel being delivered by Hermes today…wish me luck

I love how my sibling group chat has just become us sharing screenshots of all the strange and funny things our mum says 😂

Would love to see how the little boys commenting on this ‘it didn’t happen’ would react if this happened to their girlfriend or sister

@kaziamelx @lerrynrose

24 hours difference. Dramatic Derek

Will we Talk by @samfendermusic will forever be one of those songs that can’t be loud enough 🥰

I need to start trusting people when they cook me food 😂

I’ve now been in more lockdowns than relationships

Does anyone else’s boyfriend insist fixing something in the house, the second he notices it? Will be running late but no the door not shutting properly has to be fixed immediately! 😤😂

@lerrynrose *air high five*

the best feeling ever is when you finally have enough battery to roll over to the other side of the bed

Imagine being made redundant at 21 🙃

@GillardxLouise @IzabelaJazurek 😂😂

@Jaimelowson Imagine being that stupid 🙄

Still can’t believe a customer pulled down their mask today and licked their finger so they could pick up their note to give to me. actually vile. 🤢

Turns out there was more to me than I thought.... like a frigging 14CM cyst in my ovary 😩

@lerrynrose Almost as good as ‘rash’ 😂