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@heyitseli93 "hung"

@heyitseli93 "better" address!!? hello am i not unique enough for the usps!!?

@talovala @arsonwonk THE FAKEST OF NEWS

Yes of COURSE it’s hard work being the girl in one of the world’s first hot guy/ugly girl couples, but I’m honored to Break this Barrier for the Ladies ☺️☺️❤️

Across the country, cities are shutting down. Trader Joe’s needs to provide workers hazard pay starting right now. Crewmembers are terrified, knowing their job is putting them on the frontlines of a global pandemic. It is not enough to receive PTO only after being proven sick.

I downloaded tiktok and my phone just tried to autocorrect “yet” to “yeet” when do I get my zoomer membership card ????

@monicanimm Your dog looks kind of like my dog

@arsonwonk send them a video recording of my dad singing his rendition of “part of the union” by the strawbs it will *~for sure~* win them all over

Honestly demoralizing how so many of the sweetest, most empathetic gen-xers I know automatically assume unions are useless or unnecessary or somehow destructive...reagan really fucked us up here, too

@Julian_Epp 😭😤😭😤😭😭😭😤

It brings me no pleasure to report that the duck who wanted some grapes has died

@arsonwonk youtu.be/74tgnQkXAls

“‘Honk honk??’ Who do they think they are, a goose?!?” -Raymond on an aggressive driver

@SylviaBurwell @AmericanU 6+ years of not listening to students

@SylviaBurwell @AmericanU twitter.com/fossilfreeau/s…

“It starts with the students” – so true. Great piece on how we’re building the future of campus sustainability here at @AmericanU. #CarbonNeutralAU

@arsonwonk “I thought you were supposed to get OLDER on your birthday not YOUNGER”

Kay & Elli: birthday partyin together almost literally since 1999

I want kids so bad and I want them to have friends as good as the ones I’ve had my whole life...I cannot sleep and it’s real @kay___m 10th birthday sleepover appreciation hours

my only use for facebook post college is to keep up to date with what @arsonwonk's fam is up to – Wendy and Vivian both killin' it always !!!obvs!!!

@meghannash I’m: rocks (in general)

There are so many people who believe that they would have been these radical abolitionists during the era of slavery who regularly demonstrate an inability to imagine the society they actually live in right now as anything other than what it is. It’s revealing.

what's the point in any of us writing songs when we know for a fact that no song will ever be as beautiful as landslide by fleetwood Mac? ???