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PLAY THE SONG

fashion used to mean something

BREAKING: according to multiple sources close to the situation, it is a downright horrendous day to be an ice cold can of Miller Lite

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

I get post nut clarity after ordering DoorDash. While I’m ordering I be like, “yeah I’ll pay $26 for a $8 meal” & then after it gets here & I eat it, I be disappointed like wtf did I just do lmaooo

@k_holdredge sold one piece on there.. safe to say i never want to experience it again

this pandemic just proved y’all would hide your zombie bites if it came down to it

The CDC recommends doses and mimosas champagne and cocaine to help get you through

you want to get stoned? the thing that killed two birds?

You want me to go outside? The place where Bhad Bhabie will cash me?

Heres a better picture for yall to use

if maslow knew about dipping sauces he would have put them in his little hierarchy

dog wtf were we watching 20yrs ago

my pronouns are yes chef/thank you chef

No fucking way

drunk in a cvs. i’m not lost. i’m home