Kayleeeeee

Why are you blaming Africa

The oyster is ours

I dropped my wheat on the beach to pick up a fish

Brexit @

Ew

Riding my ponknees

@NICKIMINAJ Clapping back at someone for calling your child pe*ophile baby daddy a child pe*ophile is insane

@Kelaska I wish you knew what a music influence you've been on me. I appreciate you alot 🫶

IssHIM not an issSHE

"wooah Woah eoaaah eoaaaaah *YEAH*"

I love @tanamongeau so much but lord was the steamies ever embarrassing 😂 bestie your drunk progression killed me

If I had to go home after work to take care of a child that'd be it for me. Nope. Not for me

@calgarytransit my daily commute is 2+ hours one way. When are we going to up the transfer times? Considering we've upped the prices...

If there's no @macklemore fans left on earth I am dead. Just know.

No like it's fine the bus is insanely packed shoulder to shoulder keep letting people on its comfy

I miss my mom.

Ya know. At work, if I lost a man's PENCIL he would lose his mind. People be losing my $200 batteries left right and center and just shrug their shoulders. 🤪

Icarly but it's R Kelly

The world could burn again and again but as long as I find you, my world could be embers ❣️

"I put good dick all in my kid da knees"