kaymc

Haven’t used twitter for ages. Time to uninstall. See koalabare.bsky.social

I have never seen such casual, committed scammery in tennis like this before.

Just awoke from a dream set in an off-brand knock-off of 70s tv cop show CHiPS. Don’t remember much except it ended with me arresting a kid who was knocking over decorative hay bails at a wedding reception. Rock and/or Roll.

Much as I’m hating Ireland’s #Eurovision2024 entry, it sure as hell ain’t boring. Not something I could say about the previous 9 songs.

Wordle 1,057 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I can’t quite believe it, my regular second guess word was the actual answer in the latest Wordle! Inconceivable!

@JustEatUK New website broken. Left my flat number off address and the driver seems to have delivered my order to someone else. Restaurant not answering phone. Fix the website!

@PrincessKanna I might just be a genius. Maybe.

@kaymc Well done 👏🏿

Two guesses! Just TWO guesses! A bit pleased with myself, actually. Wordle 1,019 2/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I entered the Hadestown Lottery for £30 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/2…

Saw this as I was walking home the other day. Did somebody say… I Quit? #justeat

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@susie_dent Nero should have just renamed Rome to 10. Or the Latin equivalent. Whatever that is.

Word of the day is ‘quiddler’ (18th century): one who focuses on unimportant issues as a way of avoiding the important ones; who fiddles while Rome (etc.) burns.

@vika7 Ugly crowd reactions are a part of sport, not just football. Maybe some of it was people misinterpreting the handshake thing, but a lot of it was “Why is everyone booing? What did I miss? What did she do? Don’t want to look like an idiot so I’ll boo too.”

Hi everyone! Took a few days to digest the last few weeks. There is a lot I could say, but the feeling and thought I keep having is, when something great happens to us we usually have gratitude and say thank you. When something unpleasant happens to us we ask why and usually the thank you comes later when we see the reason why after the fact. Whatever happens, happens for a reason (I really believe that) And I want to say thank you and I’ll continue being grateful for the experiences...

Well that scared me! I heard my neighbour got their alert about a minute later. So it's not instantaneous. #emergencyalert

Drank my first ever cup of Yerba mate today. Imagine the smell of a kitchen floor mopped with Ajax 2 days ago, throw a couple of dried cranberries at it, and add a little clay based mud. Well, I gave it a go.

@sciencevs Ibuprofen, calcium carbonate and industrial quantities of water. It’s like magic or something.

We're working on an episode about hangovers, and we want to know: Do you have a hangover remedy that you swear works? Reply to this tweet & let us know!

@AmiYamato This is as interesting as it gets for me these days.

Reply with a photo of an interesting view from wherever you are right now.

@hankgreen I'm sure I'll never understand double entry accounting, but in the end, I'm not really sure I want to. How about the off-side rule?

Whats a complicated problem that you’d like to understand better?

@TennisPodcast Lay the groundwork for his eventual and inevitable hiring as a tennis coach for a fancy Canadian school.

The Socceroos’ chances of getting to the knockout round of the #WorldCup, while small, are not zero. NOT ZERO! That’s practically a mathematical certainty.