wormbuxxxxxxxxxx
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wormbuxxxxxxxxxx
@kayteterry
She’s back and looking for 10k friends. Artist. Spooky friend. Philadelphian. ☭ I have a podcast @tender_subject about transgressive art, film and books
Philadelphia, PA Katılım Şubat 2026
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@kayteterry Well then it won't matter if you tell us what it was...
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I showed this joke to my partner and they were like, “well what’s he reading?” As if it mattered what kind of book the monkey had.
Andrew Egger@EggerDC
Not to be a killjoy but that monkey's not gonna learn how to read
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@youwouldntpost Omg all this poly talk in the news is exhausting, leave us all alone lol
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hard to tell you this way, but you’re incorrect. come out, we have you surrounded
Keith Humphreys@KeithNHumphreys
BREAKING: The number of journalists writing about polyamory has now surpassed the number of people engaging in it. Congratulations to all.
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@gfstarr1 Tell me about it. I’m like, mid Atlantic is when you say wooter
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A scary number of people replied to this with some version of "it's actually called mid-Atlantic."
No one learns history anymore?
wormbuxxxxxxxxxx@kayteterry
I think we should bring the transatlantic accent back
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@alexL_E_I There is no reason to take Acela unless someone else is paying so, yes
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It’s true that good poly relationships are just as boring as everyone else’s relationships.
Joe Bernstein@Bernstein
The reason it's fun to read about infidelity is that it's all about lying — which writers and shrinks know is the truth. The reason it's mind-numbing to read about polyamory is that it's all about honesty — which writers and shrinks know is a lie.
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One thing @falseroxy and I always giggle about is that everyone assumes we are stern dommes and we are actually muppet babies.
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Don't hate me for this but, I don't buy "poly" relationships. I think its just uglies grouping up for survival.
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Attention: The polys have discovered my post, and they did not follow the directions. I can no longer attend the poly-bbq 😭
Jessica Green 💚@JessicaTheGreen
Don't hate me for this but, I don't buy "poly" relationships. I think its just uglies grouping up for survival.
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You’re going to go through life thinking girls don’t like your writing because it’s not politically correct. I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re not very good at writing
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@LilUziVartan Sorry I didn’t get the calipers out enough but most people have been commenting on her nose which is clearly contoured
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@kayteterry People don't get less wrinkly after aging 12 years, your eye shape and bone structure typically doesn't change and become leaner either. Like come on here lol
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She’s also contoured up the wazoo on the right, it’s just make-up!
Meech@MediumSizeMeech
The “Emma Stone got a new face” allegations will always be so weird to me. These photos are 12 years apart. She’s a 37 year old woman. She looks the same
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@RandalHendrick9 Listen I’m willing to struggle with them over this
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@kayteterry This is a trap. Some editor dom who knows what’s up with design is losing his shit.
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