kayla

writing in my dream journal: “then someone spawned a wither”

huh

up at 4am trying to remember long division

yeah i’m a victim of SA, and by “SA”…. well lets just say i mean: “something amazing” 😝 *a little cartoon png of me as a furry pops up in the corner of your screen* “hey guys so i’m actually allowed to make this joke”

everyone saying mormon but this is 1000% as evangelical as it gets

we getting another stinalious check

scooby doo weapons

i tried looking up at the sky today, and naming the shapes the clouds took. but all i could think of was the Sun just behind them, and how she hid her face from me again.

@sidefallisaliar optifine torch in offhand is the most i can do without feeling like a hack 😮‍💨

Minecraft full-bright is straight up cheating but people aren’t ready for that convo.

when you’re sprinting behind someone in minecraft and feel your prey drive kick in like a german shepherd

@salsaverse it was so quiet so peaceful, like showing us a glimpse of what it could be like then snatching that away

I think they turned on the backups of that bombed data centre the blue checkmarks are crawling back onto my feed

to an anxious chronically-early control freak like me, this is better than drugs

“does it know that we love it? that the universe is kind?” “and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing”

@lintburger beautifully written <3

“i just don’t understand how you can be so negative all the time” okay cool here’s how that made me feel

why does swallowing have a cooldown

smoking on that shit that made gaster blaster

ants is natures computer

when my dog is eating his food and gets to the last few kibbles, he requires me to tilt his dish approximately 120° along the z-axis or else he refuses to finish it. if i don’t do this he stares at me and quietly boofs until i do. i can’t even remember how i discovered this

@lintburger stun-locked me in game AND irl that shit was so cool holy cow🤯

@kaywacore i feel like you took real life psychic damage yesterday 😭😭😭

our DM is sick and twisted in ways i never would have considered possible