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your gay ass waiter is busy taking mirror pics in the employee restroom

@justjaseee Well u don't need to say the depts full name 😭😭 you're gonna summon them !!!

@kazzyfrompluto Girl you better watch out for the Texas health department don’t see this 😂

If I don't like a table I'm serving I make their side salad with my bare hands instead of tongs. Grimy hands all in the wet lettuce.

That song I'll believe in anything by wolf parade that's in heated rivalry has been my parents favorite song since I was little so you can imagine the crying snotty red faced mess I was when it played in that episode😭

Few things compare to the joy i get as a gay guy waiter going up to a table of 56 year women and saying Heyyyyy ladies and then we all squeal with abandon

Elon u can try and hide the ads from me all u want but im always going to know which tweet is an ad and im going to block it.

@justjaseee NOPE ! I found a fine sifter in the junk drawer and put it over the top of the bottle before pouring.

@kazzyfrompluto Are there chunks of cork in the wine? 😂

I hate corked wine

@music_lover_mal Tbh more than anything else I drink the Schmitt Sohne Rieslings. They're cheap like $9 wines you can find at any grocery store but still very tasty without being overly sweet or that weird taste u get in cheap dry wines.

@kazzyfrompluto Do you have a fav wine

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Excuse the shitty picture of my tv but I think this scene is a really good example of Shane's constant obsession with being the best. He actually had more over Ilya at this point in the show. I love this competitive bitchy autistic boy.

She just lays in my lap stares at me. She doesn't want me to pet her she just likes looking at me.

Our cats have favorites

@music_lover_mal I just think the responses are funny I'm definitely not shaving it

@kazzyfrompluto Keep it

Which way modern man .....

@justjaseee dw it's not going anywhere

@kazzyfrompluto YOU BETTER NOT!!!

@justjaseee Thank u king mwah

@kazzyfrompluto That moustache is immaculate 🤩

My forehead looks big enough to fry an egg on but I'm still sexy

@fizbangpop I really hope you're comfortable w that girl bc woah 😭?? I love my coworker she's bestie fr so I wasn't upset by her reaction I thought it was vv funny, but ik it definitely would have made a lot of people uncomfortable.

@kazzyfrompluto feels like when this girl found out i had my nipples pierced and TOLD me to lift my shirt so she could see

I off handedly mentioned my belly button piercing to my coworker yesterday and she gasped and made me walk into the kitchen to show it to her😭 she literally said "little gay boys with belly piercings..." and GROWLED at me oh my god the fujos are going FERAL

Just voted for my boy James Talarico LETS FUCKIN GOO