Kirsten Burris

I’ve reached that age where the smell of tequila makes me wanna throw up. Wow my wild days really are over lmao 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Briitt17 Hahahahaha ily

The accuracy

We all have that one friend we have no pictures with but spend hours together all the time

There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected

Does anyone else’s boyfriend twitch right as they start falling asleep or is mine just malfunctioning

Smelling good is so important to me. I need to smell good, my car needs to smell good, my room needs to smell good etc

@The_Will_Smith Lmfao it’s on 😂👏🏽

I’ll fight anyone who puts ketchup on their breakfast

@The_Will_Smith ANYTHING

@kb3530 Does this include ketchup on hash browns?

No angel, but you got a halo

@kennyoudigitt Yes, I did

When you bite into a Krispy Kreme glazed donut

The mute button on Twitter is a beautiful thing lol

Wow thought I was the only one

My toxic trait is buying a new outfit for every event in my life

I thank God for my best friend ✨

Story of my life

Bout to experience my first ever shower beer lol

@AimeeSchultz I do that still too, TRAVEL MONEY