KB🤯

I hope nobody see me eating by myself and feel sorry for me I’m having the time of my life

No other candle scent is fucking with mahogany teakwood idc

Call me weird but I use songs to measure time. Like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

Jersey Mike’s scrubs them both tbh

30% discount don’t sound bad at all

ain't shit outside that won't be there later get your shit together first

I'm, "all this used to be woods" years old.

People born around 1999–2001 are living a very specific experience.

Hay cosas que ves y piensas que tiene que ser una broma. Esta mujer bajaba las escaleras cuando resbaló y cayó, pero antes de que tocara el suelo, un joven de 25 años la salvó a tiempo. ¿Le dio las gracias? No. Lo demandó por 250.000 dólares por negligencia. En serio, ¿en qué clase de mundo vivimos?

Go Birds, Dickhead.

We been screaming it texting it tweeting it podcasting it emailing it faxing it I mean damn

This isn’t common sense for everybody unfortunately, so imma share this.

A Black Woman

when god pass u the ball , BALL.

a new job..

If I’m having a tough conversation with you, it’s because I want you in my life and want you to tighten up so I can keep you in it. I’m not attacking you.

it's always "goodnight" never "do you want to see what im wearing before going to sleep handsome?"

@ojurereoluwa_s My type

Women that lick ears are different kind of devils.

Don anejo better than rep btw

"start walking & i'll meet u" really was the days 😭