girthquake

Me to Gravy. And I try to with Pickle lmao 😂

@elijahdaniel WHAT HAPPENED TO SQUIRT LIKE KIRK? #bringbacksquirtlikekirkspotify

I just don’t think I’m meant to be around people.

so this guy like 100% had a stroke right

Mamas boy 🩶

Gotta love when you get those intrusive gut feelings that something is very wrong

In other news, I’m still a bad bitch 😂

And one of the main roads to get to my job is ~literally~ the road they hold Metro Cruise on. It’s just silly behavior to be honest lol

It’s honestly mind boggling to me that some how, EVERY YEAR, when Metro Cruise is going on, that’s a weekend that we have to work. Were an auto parts factory. You’d think they’d want us to go actually enjoy the cars and put money back into our neighborhood and whatnot.

I just want to give up. I don’t have the fight in me for this stupid fucking bullshit anymore.

Poopgate is happening lmfao

Wait wait wait. Hear me out Adults only, based on voluntary people, fight club, but also arcade. Call that shit Craig’s Bruisers

The weight I just felt lift off my shoulders and chest is unreal. I don’t know what the future holds, but I know that I couldn’t fake that anymore.

@katya_zamo Will you fart on it first? 😂

Does anyone want to buy my fucking coffee table ? Think about it

Can a Trump supporter explain why this is necessary without sounding like an utter sociopath

@bbnomula @BilmuriTweets and you would have a blast together

who should i collab with next?!?!

@DieAbelDie BRO SHUT UP LMFAO

@kbeanzzzz This is slow I would teach my kids to eat their VEGETAbles

….four Vegeta memes about being strong. FOUR.

Spotify DJ got fuckin JOKES. Played a Breaking Benjamin song so I said “ew shut up” and then it plays this song next: HOW ABSOLUTE DARE 🤬😂

BECAUSE HE DOESNT DESERVE HER