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@RGRyan777 @DrAllyLouks

I love this word!

No one showed up for my book reading event. I know this happens and I'm trying really hard to keep it together but I feel terrible that the shop stayed open to host me for nothing.

A wonderful day. I sold 12 books.

@samiatheband I’ve loved FJM since forever, but “Chloe & The Next Twentieth Century” is one of my all time favorites. Can’t wait for the full album!

@jamieloftusHELP If you had taken MLE and George Shea’s side in Joey and MLE’s break-up. Would’ve been a betrayal.

kind of disappointed ive never been accused of being an opp. what can i do to convince you

@vicmmic I’m truly going to miss your face wheel tho. Looked forward to it every time lol

gem without curly hair and glasses is a whole new person entirely

Mick Foley with a message to America and Donald Trump.

@johngreen Already pre-ordered (not on Amazon)!

Nervous.

It’s crazy that Sony has done SO many Spidey villain films and haven’t done this yet. So much missed potential.

@ErinInTheMorn This is my pet election of the cycle . My heart would feel so much joy

This is the second poll I've seen with Osborn leading Fisher. Would be pretty wild to see this upset in Nebraska. Voters really didn't like the 11th hour "take away Omaha's EV" did they?

@jamieloftusHELP Now that’s a great idea for the Sixteenth Minute Finale

i want everyone to know ive been desperately trying to get ahold of elvis presto

@ScottNiswander Some of my favorite shit is “is there something here? Probably shouldn’t be and definitely wasn’t intentional, but, wait, this can’t be a coincidence, right?” And this video scratched that itch lol

@ScottNiswander Dude, I didn’t know this existed. I thought it was weird that got TWO Scooby doo movies, but it makes sense if there’s a show!

@ScottNiswander Huge deal. Been waiting forever for this!

@erikaishii Hero shit 🫡

I cannot believe they left in an Ayn Rand burn I improvised in Justice League. Bless the DCAU!!

@The_smilodon @GreatCheshire I’m not googling anything, but I know that in Andy’s case, his name in the show is Andy. Emily is mentioning the fact that Cosby’s name in the shows was never Bill.

@GreatCheshire I think a lot of older shoes used to be titled after the name of their star: The Danny Thomas Show, The Andy Griffith Show,The Phil Silvers Show, The Lucy Show etc… The idea was probably that the stars were why people were tuning in, at least at first.

For years it’s bugged me that Bill Cosby had three different sitcoms with almost the exact same title and in literally none of the shows does he play a character named Bill Cosby

@jacksfilms Do you ever think about MyMusic? #jackask

Monthly (?) call for JackAsk questions! Ask me anything with #jackask to keep this 10-year-old series alive

@Cojomax99 I listen to podcasts, audiobooks, watch movies, or tv shows. Sometimes music, but I love that I can play Minecraft while doing productive stuff.

What do you listen to while you play Minecraft? 🎶📀

Relatable king 👑