Kolbie Storm

I marry my best friend tomorrow. I can’t fucking wait 🤍

TORI KELLY SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY HAS ME SCREAMING

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

My favorite thing about Spotify Wrapped is that one year I completely messed up my brothers by listening to all glee covers

To the lady on my flight who forgot to take her Dramamine so she just decided to get super drunk instead.. I love you

hi lil bitch

*Me going back through my email and removing 1 exclamation point* Only 27 exclamation points now, perfect

“are you ok?” no i want a tattoo

hydroflask this, stanley cup that. i need an upside down water bottle i can screw to the side of my bed and drink from at 3 am like a gerbil

how tf that little alien know

omg

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count

Self care is changing that reminder to tomorrow

I got a new cup today. I drank so much water. I’m unstoppable

Literally all I want out of 2023 is to see Cher in concert

the bravest thing a girl can do is get up and ready for the day

@tvencl3 Place a piece of pizza on my pillow please

@tvencl3 Me

Can’t wait to tell everyone at work that I’ll see them next year