Cody and I: "We're not letting Piper up on the new furniture."
Day 2 of having the new furniture....
It is what it is. 🤷🏼♀️
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Kacie Ahrens
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@kc_ellenbecker The line still hasn’t died down enough in Green Bay for me to try it 🙄
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I know I'm probably like 10 years late to the party on this, but Chick-fil-A sauce is 🔥
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Tonight's the night we transition our little man to his crib at night and I am not okay 😭
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I love playing tug with Huck because when he growls I'm like, "Yeah okay, cinnamon roll, fuck me up."
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My husband chose 1, and it has me reconsidering our entire marriage.
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A day in the life of a baby: Porter woke himself up by his own fart this morning.
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First year of dating: snuggled for hours every night.
Now: "I cannot wait for our king bed to get here so I don't have to feel you breathing on me all night"
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Just when I think I've got a good grasp on who my husband is as a person, he turns on Battle Bots and watches the entire day-long marathon 🤔
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Mom fail of the day: trying to multitask and clean the toilet while holding Porter just as he decides to spit his nuk out. 🤦🏼♀️
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3:30 am: changing my child's diaper as he starts peeing all over me, himself, his clothes, the clean and dirty diaper, the wall, the window. And then, with piss all over his face, proceeds to smile at me with the biggest grin. Babies, man. There's a reason God made them cute.
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Being on maternity leave during Hallmark Christmas movie season is 👌🏼
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@kc_ellenbecker Pretty sure he was whistling that in the goose blind this morning too
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Me: are you whistling a Christmas song? 😏
Cody: no, the Flintstones
😑 oh.
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Before getting your morning coffee @icanteven (via ig:baloudoesthings)
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Sorry Brady, but you don't get 5 downs no matter how great you think you are 😂
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Yes, I will in fact be using my lunch break today to take a nap.
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