Keeks

The devil does not wear a suit and tie, he wears starched jeans and pearl snaps 🥲

There are humans circulating the MOON right now and I'm sat here doing two factor authentication because I forgot my Teams passwords.

This is not a good Friday!

Sorry for the inconvenience but I will be dead till Sunday Have a nice weekend Love J

Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books

believing the cowboys will make the playoffs is my yearly humiliation ritual

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

I am just so fucking funny and I love that for me

Body tea but I'm dressed like Adam Sandler

Every kid in my presence is guarded with my life…..on God

"u crazy" no baby this passion , u never been loved like this

all i want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash so i could buy a 5 bedroom 4 bathroom house for $3

i literally will never stop saying “literally” because like literally!

there needs to be a slur for people who drive Jeeps with the little rubber ducks sitting on the dashboards

TikTok be having me in my room, rubbing my feet together, SCREAMING 😭😭😭 that app really a good time man

But if y’all knew him you’d know he is literally always spitting 😂

@Rodeo2010Tyler We’ll be at the game too!

Guess who has two thumbs, and an extra suite ticket to the Cowboys game saturday?!

me when i end up being right about something

Love my little autistic man

August @CoorsBanquet can of the month! #WeAreProRodeo