johnny vegas

tonight was the worst night of my life and i’ve tried to kill myself twice

they fired our chef so nobody eat at the owl bar ever again

@slothy_420 bring back beating the shit out of people

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

china pls kill them

@TheoryWiseOS the only person that cares if you’re maxed is you. play the game to have fun

Quick tip to all those who want to max their OSRS accounts (from someone trying right now): Don't be like me and leave all the most pointless, underdesigned, useless skills until the end. Whatever your least favorite skill is (if you want to max), do that early so you can actually enjoy playing the game toward the end. :)

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

@fairyfountain my stepmom gave my pet daschund that i had for 10 years one day when i was at work because it shit on the floor and i never saw him again my dad said nothing

my grandpa found an old upright piano at a swap meet when i was a kid and that’s what i played on up until i was a teenager, i’d been beefing with my mom and one day i came home and the piano was gone she donated it or something to punish me

where’s the best hot dog in utah located

baking is science and cooking is art, how many grams of baking soda do i need or how do you feel how much oregano do YOU NEED

if you’re worried about your piercings hurting cause you got in a fight, you aren’t getting in real fights

(transgender dead kennedys) TOO HUNG TO TUCK

started playing smt: strange journey and why didn’t anyone tell me that smt is basically a VN still pretty fun though

@hering_david would’ve been improved with someone other than adam scott, but it was perfectly fine

Hokum: Has a relentless set-piece which uses the great horror ideas-locked room, spooky lift, uncanny building-excellently. Preferred McCarthy’s previous film Oddity, which was less reliant on deafening jumpscares. He knows how important geography is for horror, which is rare!

my brain is so smooth and my liver is so fatty you guys should grill me when i die

oddity was scarier, but it was as alright

a resident evil movie without any of the insane characters from the games is good actually

what does it mean when i get this same person suggested 4 times in a single day

@dietxcokewhore pretty common at my bar tbh especially a reposado

someone ordered an espresso martini with tequila at my bar the other day

LANA WACHOWSKI DIRECTED SPEED RACER??

@JoovYT you could do like 16v16 jedi battles in this game against bots and it was peak

everyone hypes up 7/10 games but what about a genuine 3/10 stinker that you grew up with and love dearly?