Kelds🍉🍉🍉

120.9K posts

Kelds🍉🍉🍉

@kd_527

it’s not looking good brev 🇬🇪🇦🇲

United Kingdom Katılım Temmuz 2010

701 Takip Edilen909 Takipçiler

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

myo 🧸@cinnomng1rl·1d

imagine your dad who isn’t in your life and has a total of a dozen kids telling you what you what you can and can’t do

TMZ@TMZ

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Nick Cannon's totally fine letting his 15-year-old son Moroccan take a girl on a date ... but Moroccan's twin sister Monroe ain't getting the same freedom.

English

102

5.5K

78.3K

1.1M

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

microplastics rectifier@facetedcarapace·18h

I never read my mail. If it's important enough they will call me, or eventually send someone armed to take me out.

𝓲𝓬𝓮@be_like_ice

Does anyone else have the kind of ADHD where you just kinda refuse to open mail?

English

521

6.7K

152.4K

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

Alex Sakalis@alexsakalis·6h

Greek Cypriot final boss

English

1.3K

25.2K

440.6K

Kelds🍉🍉🍉@kd_527·1h

2 day weekend bender has me like this rn

English

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

ℳ@majalogue·21h

putting a maga hat on a canonically anti-fascist character is crazy

English

6.3K

131.5K

2.7M

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

holly! ✧.* affc reread@hollyybean·20h

If i was at the red wedding i would have done something

English

1.1K

7.5K

149.8K

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

Shafeeq@Y2SHAF·1d

me because I don’t like asking people for help

Cute@cutecorestar

Introverts be like

English

209

20.7K

87.6K

2.7M

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

coco 🫟@ylevi0·1d

granny done fucked up the church's money 😭

Yuta@rlevi

Ma’am just go home 😂

English

245

6.7K

67.6K

1.9M

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

S.🎧@1ssve·20h

I used to have so many grandiose plans for my career, and now my goal is “least annoying WFH job for most pay”

English

1.6K

20.7K

304.6K

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

Shafeeq@Y2SHAF·1d

there is no headline in 2026 that can surprise me anymore

Pubity@pubity

An army of dwarves raided the Church of Scientology.

English

6.1K

75K

1.1M

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

Lyn🦋@_ayandamay·1d

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

English

150

4.9K

41K

414.3K

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

Omne Europa@neolatyno·23h

POV: it’s 4 pm and you enter a cute little café in Berlin for a cappuccino and a biscuit

English

248

5.6K

277.1K

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi

Ava Marie♿️☽☾🍉@ava_marie_v·1d

Hey so, I'm a vegan, and I have spent a good portion of my life helping animals, so I hope that you hear me when I say I find it monstrous to even attempt to judge the eating and hunting habits of people experiencing an active genocide. They are being intentionally starved.

English

433

14K

145.7K

Kelds🍉🍉🍉 retweetledi