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Kevin Dawrant

@kdawrant

Celebrate we will, cause life is short but sweet for certain | Class of 2018 University of Illinois

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Not to be dramatic but LaCroix is the worst thing that's happened to America since the Great Depression
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Here’s a recipe: you give me a couple beers and boom, you get a Dave Matthews Band tweet
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Just in case you were curious, I have some very strong opinions about jam bands and they are all correct
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Haircuts have really come a long way since the early 2000’s. I’m not one to talk, on account of the receding hairline, but we just watched the Bourne Identity and my goodness I think the entire cast went to great clips
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Our Uber driver smoked a pedestrian this afternoon, but the vehicle was unharmed and the guy was able to limp away so obviously 5 stars and a tip
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My poor fiancé is marrying into some unwavering opinions on music, and believe me when I tell ya she’s going to continue to hear about it on a daily basis
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There are millions of people in this world that think it’s called “circus olé”
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Brian Dvorak@BrianDvo2·
Cueto is a horse.
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Jimmy Murtaugh and Mike Romano have an absolute stranglehold on the real estate market in fictional Lake Winetka, IL
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Stop me if I’ve tweeted this before: A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton is so good that if we sent it out into space we would’ve already discovered 5-10 intelligent life forms by now, and they’d all have impeccable taste in music
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@thatkidmess Or how about Anglela makes the poster into a tshirt that Oscar wears. That way Angela gets to see it and he never has to. Win-win-win.
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Trevor Messacar
Trevor Messacar@thatkidmess·
I just found out about The Office Superfan episodes yesterday, which couldn’t have come at a better time since I haven’t rewatched it in some years. Also, because Melissa is out of town this week and I’m super bored and she hates this show. Talk about a win win win scenario
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Kevin Dawrant@kdawrant·
Dudes rock because we’ll roll a dice to decide who has to refer to the waiter as “mom”, but ladies rock because they remind you to drink water
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I absolutely judge a man’s confidence based on his ability to navigate the troughs at Wrigley, and you should too
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Here’s the deal guys, I will be sleeping in tomorrow. The only person that can stop me will hopefully also be sleeping in tomorrow
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Inglorious Bastards is Cocomelon for frat boys
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Kevin Dawrant@kdawrant·
Why is the most comfortable shirt I’ve ever owned a $10 Henley from bass pro?
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Retired celebrity chef’s selling non-stick cookware is the culinary version of retired athletes owning used car dealerships
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@Ljd_80 If KD comes to Chicago, my life will become the ESPN commercial from like 10 years ago where the white dude is named Michael Jordan
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Wanna get freakier? This guy is one of my best friends. #TheSigns
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The Signs.
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