Kevin Dawrant

Not to be dramatic but LaCroix is the worst thing that's happened to America since the Great Depression

@ErickFernandez @Ljd_80

Here’s a recipe: you give me a couple beers and boom, you get a Dave Matthews Band tweet

Just in case you were curious, I have some very strong opinions about jam bands and they are all correct

Haircuts have really come a long way since the early 2000’s. I’m not one to talk, on account of the receding hairline, but we just watched the Bourne Identity and my goodness I think the entire cast went to great clips

Our Uber driver smoked a pedestrian this afternoon, but the vehicle was unharmed and the guy was able to limp away so obviously 5 stars and a tip

My poor fiancé is marrying into some unwavering opinions on music, and believe me when I tell ya she’s going to continue to hear about it on a daily basis

There are millions of people in this world that think it’s called “circus olé”

@BrianDvo2 Brian Dvorak from the clouds!!

Cueto is a horse.

Jimmy Murtaugh and Mike Romano have an absolute stranglehold on the real estate market in fictional Lake Winetka, IL

Stop me if I’ve tweeted this before: A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton is so good that if we sent it out into space we would’ve already discovered 5-10 intelligent life forms by now, and they’d all have impeccable taste in music

@thatkidmess Or how about Anglela makes the poster into a tshirt that Oscar wears. That way Angela gets to see it and he never has to. Win-win-win.

I just found out about The Office Superfan episodes yesterday, which couldn’t have come at a better time since I haven’t rewatched it in some years. Also, because Melissa is out of town this week and I’m super bored and she hates this show. Talk about a win win win scenario

Dudes rock because we’ll roll a dice to decide who has to refer to the waiter as “mom”, but ladies rock because they remind you to drink water

Pine Knob Music Theater Clarkston MI, 6/21/22 #setlistart #dmb2022 #pineknobmusictheater #michigan

I absolutely judge a man’s confidence based on his ability to navigate the troughs at Wrigley, and you should too

Here’s the deal guys, I will be sleeping in tomorrow. The only person that can stop me will hopefully also be sleeping in tomorrow

Inglorious Bastards is Cocomelon for frat boys

Why is the most comfortable shirt I’ve ever owned a $10 Henley from bass pro?

Retired celebrity chef’s selling non-stick cookware is the culinary version of retired athletes owning used car dealerships

@Ljd_80 If KD comes to Chicago, my life will become the ESPN commercial from like 10 years ago where the white dude is named Michael Jordan

Wanna get freakier? This guy is one of my best friends. #TheSigns

The Signs.