mymy 🧚🏾‍♀️

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

when im reading smut and realize i dont want them to fuck anymore

sorry for being a perverted freak... it WILL happen again.

shes straight asf girl i couldnt even make it past kiss me my pants would fly off like some tom n jerry looney toons ass bullshit

i hate when i’m reading a fanfic and i cant figure out what sex position they’re doing

idc if it’s comics or movies or music or books you can’t make me dislike piracy

arguing with shane rp account is funny af like no you DO like dick in your mouth

yo cuando escucho vibrar mi celular, reviso y no es nadie

I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.

quando eu to tentando ler fanfic mas to tão cansada que to na mesma frase há 10 minutos

is some shit i’ll never say

when I text “interesting” this how i be looking

apple music would be goated if they didn't delete ur entire library if u dont pay that bill 😭✌🏾 like oh hell naw

thee black barbie tika sumpter 🎀༘⋆🤎

"en serio hay gente que no se baña cuando está deprimida???? 🤢🤢🤢" hay gente que SE MATA hermana

Had to watch bare titties break through a window but can’t get a Rules sex scene

when ur scrolling thru a certain tag with ur fav ship and realize you’ve genuinely read every fic under there

sometimes i forget that some gen z people are kinda homophobic like how is that even possible

shane overwhelmed and crying because he already came twice and ilya is /still/ fucking him. but all he can do is beg, "please just try, ilya- FUCK - pleaseeee. i wanna have your kids, ilya, please just try. please cum in me, i want it."

I've also only seen "you're able to stay in the closet!" be viewed as a privilege only for bisexual people. let's unpack that one as well