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one fun fact about me is that i’m fucking stupid

“Guess who can still tweet motherfuc-”

2020 Season 2 kicking off with an absolute BANGER

The anti-vaxxers went so far right, they looped around and invented vaccinations

@ihavenomanas 👀👀

y’all are so cute mentioning me in your spotify wrapped. i should be thanking u

The American people are sick and tired of police abuse without consequences. Congress must end "qualified immunity" now so that police can be held accountable for wrongdoing, just like everybody else.

They’d rather arrest hundreds of American citizens then 3 of their own. Very telling.

We’re excited to unveil Half-Life: Alyx, our flagship VR game, this Thursday at 10am Pacific Time. Can’t wait to share it with all of you!

Make up your mind. Secret Panel HERE 💭 mrlovenstein.com/comic/907

I'm surprised by the quality and cost of food from Wawa. 🍲

Out of all the mistakes I've made in my life Taco Bell after work is one of the worst.

"how is this dude head of loss prevention, he totally stole my lighter" @2Chinkz lmao

@2Chinkz ahahahah, no Chipotle for you

Forgot how the line is always out the door at Chipotle

Wow, check this sheet: i.imgur.com/fB9ueaI.jpg

@2Chinkz ❤

@2Chinkz ahahahah