Mick Keating

@RatherbeRed6 They all shit the bed when it mattered

“Why didn’t Gerrard Lampard or Scholes play like Bellingham in the World Cup” because they came up against R9 Ronaldinho Rui Costa Luis Figo Pirlo Lahm Neuer etc not fucking Christopher Ajer and Antonio Nusa 😂

@talkSPORT Get this helmet of our screens and radio! Absolute Dickhead

👀 "I think we'll batter them..." 🇦🇷 "They're older, they're all over the place at the back." Troy Deeney explains why he thinks England will "batter" Argentina in the World Cup semi-final! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@TOFFEEBLUECAST Be patient mate it’s Everton remember 😅

Are we actually gonna sign Jack Grealish not gonna lie I'll be a little gutted if we don't.

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Come on mate, act your age. Jealousy isn’t the way, it’s hard being a professional coach at times especially with the jealous ones who’ve either never tried it or got found out.. sleep well, and remember… be better not bitter

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Now now you cheeky monkey off with yourself, though if your dad or older relatives want to debate the merits of football, tell them to at least have an alternative instead of attempting to deflect with juvenile insults (that means childish btw) night night Mickey/Mikey.

It’s mad how shit Shilton was

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift You were just arguing with yourself mate, sorry if you thought I was arguing back I’m just here to have a laugh! Cheers for the afternoon banter tho🍻… god loves a trier 😉

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Sorry for the rude language too, and remember its not ok to repeat it.

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Ahhh don’t worry fella, just join the rest that have failed when taking me on, you’re not alone but hopefully you’ll learn from it and I’m here for you if you need any tips 😉

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Ok Mikey, hand the computer back to the grown ups now (like) its been fun but unfortunately I cant argue with someone whose just starting out, bet you've enjoyed your first world cup though, even if football isnt your forte just yet, hang in there kidda.

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Aww thanks for calling me a young un! I know I look great for 44 like. I feel sorry for people like you, coming across like a bitter, overweight middle aged mess, keep you chins up mate you’ll get there… when you’re struggling, just think “what would Shilton do here” 🤔

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Playtime is over Mikey, not good for you young uns to be in front of a screen for too long, ruin your eyes nipper.

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift I know it’s hard mate, but sometimes you’ve gotta embrace the truth… stop lying to yourself, Pete’s hands were never safe especially around you, just admit it, it’s never too late

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Hurt your feelings? I doubt your much older than 10 years old with the infantile drivel your coming up with, honestly think I'm having a conversation with a kid 😄 Use your plastic UEFA badge to dry your eyes and apologize to your parents for me.

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Who mentioned beer? You need to lay off it and sniffing glue you little weirdo. Being touched by your dad Shilton has messed you up. Now stick to Subbuteo you clueless virgin

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Realise its hard for you, but what the fuck has living in oz for 10 year got to do with the price of beer? You've made yourself look a prized prick 🤔🤣 called you out and you've got absolutely nothing, like I said, stick to video games cos you know fuck all.

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Called me out? 🤣.. I’ve lived in Oz for 10 years mate!.. I just agreed Shilton was shite and you’ve had a right nibble it’s fuckin hilarious and the fact you’re on about IQ makes it even funnier you spaz

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Says it all when you equate buying a plane ticket to having brains, please keep going your making this too easy, called you out and you fucked it up 😘

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Don’t wake up to a view like this with no intelligence fella 😮‍💨.. watch some Shilton vids before bed and hopefully you wake up knowing he was shocking like everyone else

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Showing your intelligence once again, I aint in the U.K its 830p here and you're still a complete weapon 😂

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Hahaaaa what you can’t make up is that you’ve stayed awake til 3:30am fuming coz Shilton was shite 🤣… he deffo gave you your first tug with his Sondico goalie gloves on that’s why you love him 😂😂.. now get to bed you little pathetic helmet

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift I've caught fish with a higher IQ than you and you're a fucking whopper 😆 No wonder you moved to the other side of the world, "Shilton was the worst England keeper of all time" you'd be laughed out of footballing circles, unhinged muppet, you can't make this shit up 🤡

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Mate you’re from Leicester of course you’re a tramp, just stating the obvious, a bit like how obvious it is that Shilton was shite 🤣

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Tramp 😂 touched a nerve? You can shove your Temu UEFA badge up your arse mate, cos your a complete halfwit, still not telling us who you replace him with, that checks out.

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift I’ve said it since I was a kid, it wasn’t hard to notice Shilton was shite, all you had to do was watch him you tramp… funny how I’ve got a UEFA Pro Licence but haven’t got a clue, funny you mate 🤣

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Exactly what a wanker who has no fucking clue would say 😄, jump on the hate bandwagon cos its trendy, absolute cretin.

@YerMa1234701 @BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift I know, but still wasn’t hard to be better than Shilton coz he was fuckin terrible

@keatoefc81 @BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Chris Woods was garbage.

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift We’ve all got eyes lad, he was fuckin shite, an absolute cardboard cutout and all the evidence is there for us all to see. Fuckin Ballon bellend you 🤣

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Chris Woods lol stick to your Fantasy Football Manager, 5 Ballon noms including '87 and '89 so cmon Mike Basset who you picking - I need a good laugh.

@BluermefoxinCO @andrew_m_swift Shilton? Fuckin anyone else available, open your eyes and look how shite he was it’s embarrassing! Chris woods should’ve played Italia 90 I doubt he’d have got lobbed on his line

@keatoefc81 @andrew_m_swift Who you replacing him with, this should be fun.

@grandoldteam @GKPaulRobinson Pickford fucked it end of, it happens, get over it

"Completely misread it" 🤦‍♂️ @GKPaulRobinson

@CBSSportsGolazo @MikeGrella10

"The good news is you have two games left... and you can actually win a World Cup. The bad news is you're not very good at football." 👀 @MikeGrella10 calls out England for their overall performance vs. Norway 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿