keely

it’s been real, twitter 👋 bsky.app/profile/keely.…

@_ghostlight don’t have any invite codes myself but i’ll ask someone who might!!

@keelytaylor Ugh can you get me an invite ugh this is so embarrassing

@malegazegraves passing this request along to someone i think has invite codes, brb 🙏

@keelytaylor …can u invite me or no (no clue how this works)

going through my old notes. some good stuff buried in there

@TamingofdeSchuh omg have fun!! i miss SF… get a pineapple bun from pineapple king and/or a vegan hippy sandwich from bi-rite if you can. i crave them both still

@keelytaylor I’m in SF for a wedding for 48 hours lol

California is so important

@TamingofdeSchuh the valley!! for a week (maybe week and a half, might change the flight). wbu?

@keelytaylor Yes!! Where r u

@nosiejaron one of my all-time favs (the book! the dress is very nice too)

forever coordinating

shows 36-38 for me, for the kids keeping track at home

going to three phish shows this weekend :)

very disappointed in the swifties to find NOTHING on ao3 for taylor swift/karma (her canonical boyfriend)

@dollbunyan i think i was not normal about it at you and allison in that time

@keelytaylor I feel like I remember that

my whole life changed the day I learned the word “labia”

@TrudeauRoss take my fucking like

i have done sooooo much dumb shit (jumped off roof into hottub, pole dance moves on building scaffolding, inverted sit-ups off punching bag at a party and i upside down fell) but the only time i ever broke a bone (foot), i was just walking down the street gesticulating too hard

@_ghostlight first tweet is me second tweet is parky

I need a partner who feeds me normal

I love my little goblin meals. My TJs heat and serve balsamic chicken that I eat cold out of the package with tiny cucumbers dipped in chimichurri and a diet coke at 4:30 for lunch :)

i treat others as i would wish to be treated, which means quickly texting my partner “don’t jerk off!!” if i have to double back to the apartment right after ive left for something i forgot

LL Bean stands for ladies love bean

@Boringstein my fav dorito flavor too 👀

@Boringstein oooh i want that really bad