KeemoHanzi

No one: Me watching carpet cleaning videos at 2am:

Head Butting people during Taraweh has become a daily chore

How small accounts like me feel on this app

Fajr 🤍

There’s no word for cousin in urdu and the only way to describe the relationship is husband and wife

No one: My lying to myself every Ramadan: No oily food Only healthy homemade food Small meals for suhoor and iftar Pray all 20 Rakats for Taraweh

Is it a gift from Allah to accidentally get a shawarma in your mouth, along with a slice of apple and 3 litres of water while you’re fasting?

Be humble, your salary is someone’s perfume

For sure its a joke

This is actually genius

Umrah and Hajj have really turned into money making scheme rather than a normal pilgrimage

being clean & smelling good is therapeutic.

The level of disrespect shown towards this chocolate bar is almost criminal.

I was born

Long Ramadan Nights are backkkkkk

Alhamdulillah, for the past 3 years we’ve run a Ramadan fundraiser and raised over £7,000 to support the needy! We plan to do it again this Ramadan 2026. Each food package costs just £20 (8000 PKR) and supports a family. Please donate & retweet 🤍🌙 justgiving.com/crowdfunding/r…

Ramadan really comes in the most desperate of times so that your imaan gets stronger

Accidentally opened the front camera…..atleast i have a good personality