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@OhHeyJacob link!!

@keep_sketch On the alt.

It’s gonna be -6° at my parent’s place in Leeds tonight. It’s 24° here. I’m smug as hell.

I just don't understand why so many Prods don't like these lads. 😂

Matthew Broderick perfectly embodies the British spirit because he too has killed people in Northern Ireland

@gravyring the skincare is POPPING you are ✨fucking✨radiant ✨

happy kissing men month ° ᡣ𐭩 . ° .

something so compelling about a bald man with a beard

@softboysings PHOEBE ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@james_raftery congratulations!!!

bye girl I always hated you, let’s never speak again ok 🥂🎉

We are all entitled to our opinions when it comes to art and entertainment and one of mine is that the show Glee is about as cute and fun as a bunch of deer ticks up your piss hole

i’m a lifelong, year-round Eurovision fan, but i cannot watch it tonight. Ignoring the cruelty of platforming Israel while they are carrying out such horrifiying violence against innocent Palestinians is wrong. Please don’t watch the show tonight my loves. #BoycottEurovision

who’s going to see Azealia in London 👀 just got my tickets!

@marcusjdl you know your audience and that’s the important thing xx

@marcusjdl this is truly one of your best ever tweets, 10/10 no notes

@marcusjdl why. do I have the big duvet and the heating on. wearing gloves on my cycle to work. and it’s almost MAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@HenonMap I would swallow all their loads tbh

Charlotte: it was a 4.8 on the richter scale! Miranda: the richter scale is a totally outdated method for measuring magnitudes and everyone knows it Samantha: let’s just say it wasn’t the only thing making my walls shake this morning Carrie: big is moving to paris