dana

you met me at a very french boston time in my life

birthday boy

I did that because I’m insane. Next question

if i met a girl exactly like me i would do everything in my power to Kill her

@keephappinesss ur choosing to believe the stripper rn

do u guys think she wants me

@girlpitnow 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 lol okay 👀👀👀 okay 😁😁😁

@keephappinesss we can wrestle. in bed

the stripper liked my tweet

@girlpitnow like yea is that not obvious😕😕

@keephappinesss are u obsessed with me why are u replying to all my tweets

@girlpitnow ur greed knows no bounds

if i get 8 strippers one of them gotta love me right

@girlpitnow good for fuckin you

the stripper said im her favourite customer

@girlpitnow i’m not so suureeee 😘

@keephappinesss u can do something to change that yk

well the stripper never said she hated me

@girlpitnow not even. i think i should die

@keephappinesss us staying positive ❤️

@keephappinesss Taking my bra off for porter martone

Dude I think someone put alcohol in my buzzball

i get so straight off that porter martone

@girlpitnow no surprise there

the stripper wants to see me casually

so there’s this burger