grass 2.0

@cancelmyliferq so dont start it

@keepofffgrass we dont wanna go through it again

guys be like i like you and then dont talk to you

when i push him away and he doesn’t try harder #notmytype #blocked

@mornings0da this makes sense to me

In a lot of ways jwoww is my inspiration

@krisisstillhere we do not know what kind of man she is pursuing

@keepofffgrass The way none of these alternate spellings need the pronunciations typed out

there are so many lives being lived <3

@krisisstillhere dexxter isnt good at all bc dexter isnt good

@keepofffgrass Knaux (Nox)

@kerionmywayward its sooo cute tho

please stop calling me thats not why i have a phone

people will be like “of course you’ll find someone! you’re pretty and smart and accomplished” and it’s like…. you don’t get it…….. all of that works against me

Everyone’s talking about how the baby asked for a baby bike, but nobody’s acknowledging how he actually went to sleep for a moment, and the father was alone 😩 talking to himself about what his buddy would say 🥹

texted the avoidant guy and he avoided me

@peteschwadel u have the mind of a mastermind

@keepofffgrass Watch swap but we have to stay within 5 feet of each other because we’re emotionally attached to our watches

$34.24 on amazon big dog. but for you….$500 million trillion billion

@peteschwadel watch swap except i literally only have the white one and i wear it every day

@keepofffgrass The world clock one is kinda sick if you wanna borrow lemme know

@peteschwadel need to get the calculator one

@keepofffgrass Imagine not being us

@sdhdbsnb then he should go to walmart

@keepofffgrass what if he wasn't even hitting on u, he just needed a watch🤔ever think of that?

Come back from every first date more in love with my ex than I was before

@wiberfox “too much time on their hands” when theres nothing to do but sit around because prisons refuse to fund classes, activities, and other resources that could actually rehabilitate

Texas jail make up tip