KillerSmurfling

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KillerSmurfling

@keepthiscab

I'm a 56-year-old man who is blunt and honest. Don't ask me to be honest. You won't like it.

Phoenix, AZ Katılım Mart 2016
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Penny Freckles
Penny Freckles@LuvFreckles1·
What caught your eye...let me know 🧡
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KillerSmurfling
KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@lady_valor_07 Beat his ass and throw him out. Size doesn't matter, and with his build, he is easy to deal with.
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
Be honest...
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KillerSmurfling
KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@otokyo__ Good place for a cat post or a dog bed. Give your pet their own space.
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Tokyo
Tokyo@otokyo__·
What would you do with this space? 🤔
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KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@Micky__Bells The one woman that could make me do anything. The question is whether this account is really her.
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KillerSmurfling
KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@Yona_Mlem I'm not sure they are as shiney as you hun. Looks good on you, but doesn't outshine you.
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KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@ozmaziemre How about 4 hours with a mix of everything til you're a jiggling mess that can't move or walk?
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Emre
Emre@ozmaziemre·
What would you choose? A. 30 mins slowly B. 10 mins roughly
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KillerSmurfling
KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@Amberspark42 Yes, because once they reach that point, maybe 1 out 1000 will fight to lose weight. Instead, they tend to gain more.
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Amber sparkl
Amber sparkl@Amberspark42·
would you leave your gf if she gained 50 lbs?
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Cece Nicole Smith
Cece Nicole Smith@cecenicolesmith·
Boobies are getting too big 😅
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Lilith 🖤
Lilith 🖤@liliththegothh·
Taste or pass?
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Natalie
Natalie@NataliePinta·
Is it possible 🤔??
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KillerSmurfling
KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@Serraphina I imagine switch and 69 mostly. Mutual handjobs and the final kiss swirling our juices
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A.G.🏳️‍⚧️
A.G.🏳️‍⚧️@Serraphina·
when straight guys jerk off to trans girls, do they imagine topping or bottoming?
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KillerSmurfling
KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@oelma__ It's a medieval penis sharpener for Islamic followers of Mohammed
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Elma
Elma@oelma__·
I have absolutely no idea what this is for Do you know? 🤔
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KillerSmurfling
KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@ZyraGabriela I'm certain this sweet girl wins because she's more dangerous than the danger girl. Everybody wants her
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Zyra 🏳️‍⚧️
Zyra 🏳️‍⚧️@ZyraGabriela·
Who wins… the sweet girl or the danger girl? 😇😈
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Lily Rosewood
Lily Rosewood@Hoorain154·
How old where you back in1969?❤️🌹❤️❤️✅
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Twilightbb
Twilightbb@Twilightbbgirl·
Would you still date me even though I didn't get surgery? 😳🏳️‍⚧️
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KillerSmurfling
KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@mary_jjanet Does she use tongue? Yes. Kissing with no tongue isn't kissing. It's empty lip dragging and never makes you feel wanted enough to trust.
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Mary🏳️‍⚧️
Mary🏳️‍⚧️@mary_jjanet·
Would you kiss an transgirl ? 🏳️‍⚧️ ◯ Yes ◯ No ◯ Depends
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KillerSmurfling
KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@mary_jjanettt I could be vulger, but I will be a good little boy and say 0. Of course, if you have a dirty mind, then til the tap runs dry every day. Though I guess that wouldn't be forgetting.
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Mary🏳️‍⚧️🩷
Mary🏳️‍⚧️🩷@mary_jjanettt·
Be honest: How many drinks would it take you to forget I'm trans?🏳️‍⚧️
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KillerSmurfling
KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@Bethany385318 Would you date me if I told you that you look like a red-headed Michele Trachtenberg?
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Bethany
Bethany@Bethany385318·
Would you still date me if you knew I was a redhead?
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KillerSmurfling
KillerSmurfling@keepthiscab·
@ariadevermont Are you woman enough to accept being kissed to thank you for telling me, then having your hand held along with any other PDA appropriate to our date. I love foreplay because love is a 24/7 thing.
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ts aria
ts aria@ariadevermont·
be for real... if we hit it off and i eventually told you i’m a trans girl, would you actually be man enough to hold my hand in public, or are you only brave behind closed doors? i'm not interested in being someone’s "guilty pleasure" 🍵
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FarmgirlAlice
FarmgirlAlice@FarmgirlaliceL·
Would YOU date a redhead with a caffeine addiction? ☕
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