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Those were truly incredible times.

@dalbellodaniel @paularambles good project

@paularambles seeking @kef_timothy

i firmly believe everybody would be drinking this if they rebranded

A blockchain where you need to sign "fuck kim jong un" to be able to execute any transaction. Who is building this?

Australia is an amazing place, the accent, the temper, the curses, just next level

looking forward to a peaceful sleep tonight #cortisol #oilisloyal

@dalbellodaniel Oil is loyal

Oil is loyal

Moon base being built for cost of 7 months running NDIS

Incredible things are happening on Viet internet

Sweet Jesus, Mother Mary of Bethlehem

Australia is not a real country anymore... Not only is it $23 for 380g of chocolate, but its half price from $46

Earn money. Taxed. Buy a vehicle. Taxed. Buy fuel. Taxed. Buy land. Taxed. Buy a beer. Taxed. Buy tobacco. Taxed. Buy any goods or service. Taxed. Invest & sell at a profit. Taxed. Earn interest or dividends. Taxed. Welcome to Australia. Retarded.

this is actually insane > be tech guy in australia > adopt cancer riddled rescue dog, months to live > not_going_to_give_you_up.mp4 > pay $3,000 to sequence her tumor DNA > feed it to ChatGPT and AlphaFold > zero background in biology > identify mutated proteins, match them to drug targets > design a custom mRNA cancer vaccine from scratch > genomics professor is “gobsmacked” that some puppy lover did this on his own > need ethics approval to administer it > red tape takes longer than designing the vaccine > 3 months, finally approved > drive 10 hours to get rosie her first injection > tumor halves > coat gets glossy again > dog is alive and happy > professor: “if we can do this for a dog, why aren’t we rolling this out to humans?” one man with a chatbot, and $3,000 just outperformed the entire pharmaceutical discovery pipeline. we are going to cure so many diseases. I dont think people realize how good things are going to get

• No stress • 14 Hours of sleep daily • No Job • Zero bills I peaked at the age of 2

3 years of gains wiped in one morning sad

accountant: "last year you made over 20k transactions across 7 different blockchains and the total volume of those transactions was $34 million, which in the end resulted in -$55,000 worth of losses and a tax liability of $275K"

Just saved money cutting my own hair. Going to long ETH with it. Cheatcode.

Unfortunately, I had to leave Dubai for Europe a week ago — so I’m not only missing the free fireworks from Iran, but also exposing myself to greater risk. Given Europe’s crime rates, Dubai is statistically safer even with missiles flying. Can’t wait to be back.