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I just called Dua Lipa "Dupa Lupa" in front of college kids at work and now I need to find another job

not now kitten, daddy's... well daddy's about to kill himself

I’m in Mexico who I gotta check in wit ??

they start you on a lower dosage so your body can start regulating itself and get used to the hormones. after some time you’ll start getting your dose upped, idk why so many of y’all’s doctors didn’t explain any of this in the beginning.

It’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

Whiteboard doodles

heard a cambridge mom speaking, in a very sensible tone, to a wailing baby, saying "look darling this is a problem of your own making"

Would u give ur irls ur twitter